An’ with that little Tommy Deems, why, he commenced to cry, an’
’stid o’ punishin’ him for bein’ sech a cry-baby, what did the
teacher do but give Sonny another check, for castin’ slurs on
Tommy’s animals, an’ gettin’ Tommy’s feelin’s hurted! Which I ain’t
a-sayin’ it on account o’ Sonny bein’ my boy, but it seems to me was
a mighty unfair advantage.
No boy’s feelin’s ain’t got no right to be that tender—an’ a goat is
the last thing on earth thet could be injured by a word of mouth.
Sonny’s pets an’ beasts has made a heap o’ commotion in school one
way an’ another, somehow. Ef ’t ain’t his goats it’s somethin’ else.
Sir? Sonny’s pets? Oh, they’re all sorts. He ain’t no ways
partic’lar thess so a thing is po’ an’ miser’ble enough. That’s
about all he seems to require of anything.
He don’t never go to school hardly ’thout a garter-snake or two or a
lizard or a toad-frog somewheres about him. He’s got some o’ the
little girls at school that nervous thet if he thess shakes his
little sleeve at ’em they’ll squeal, not knowin’ what sort o’ live
critter’ll jump out of it.
Most of his pets is things he’s got by their bein’ hurted some way.
One of his toad-frogs is blind of a eye. Sonny rescued him from the
old red rooster one day after he had nearly pecked him to death, an’
he had him hoppin’ round the kitchen for about a week with one eye
bandaged up.
When a hurted critter gits good an’ strong he gen’ally turns it
loose ag’in; but ef it stays puny, why he reg’lar ’dopts it an’
names it Jones. That’s thess a little notion o’ his, namin’ his pets
the family name.
The most outlandish thing he ever ’dopted, to my mind, is that old
yaller cat. That was a miser’ble low-down stray cat thet hung round
the place a whole season, an’ Sonny used to vow he was goin’ to kill
it, ’cause it kep’ a-ketchin’ the birds.
Well, one day he happened to see him thess runnin’ off with a young
mockin’-bird in his mouth, an’ he took a brickbat an’ he let him
have it, an’ of co’se he dropped the bird an’ tumbled over—stunted.
The bird it got well, and Sonny turned him loose after a few days;
but that cat was hurted fatal. He couldn’t never no mo’ ’n drag
hisself around from that day to this; an’ I reckon ef Sonny was
called on to give up every pet he’s got, that cat would be ’bout the
last thing he’d surrender. He named him Tommy Jones, an’ he never
goes to school of a mornin’, rain or shine, till Tommy Jones is fed
f’om his own plate with somethin’ he’s left for him special.
Of co’se Sonny he’s got his faults, which anybody’ll tell you; but
th’ ain’t a dumb brute on the farm but’ll foller him around—an’
Dicey, why, she thinks they never was such another boy born into the
world—that is, not no human child.
An’ wife an’ me—
But of co’se he’s ours.
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