Money for nothingWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Money for nothing
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Greed -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
"This morning. His letter arrived by the first post, and he came in
right on top of it."
"His letter?"
"Yes. He wrote asking me to marry him."
"Oh?"
Pat traced an arabesque on the grass with the toe of her shoe.
"It was a beautiful letter."
"Was it?"
"Very. I didn't think Hugo was capable of it."
John remained for a moment without speaking. He searched his mind for
care-free, debonair remarks, and found it singularly short of them.
"Hugo's a splendid chap," he contrived to say at length.
"Yes--so bright!"
"Yes."
"Nice-looking fellow."
"Yes."
"A thoroughly good chap."
"Yes."
John found that he had exhausted the subject of Hugo's qualities.
He relapsed into a gray silence and half thought of treading on an
offensively cheerful worm which had just appeared beside his shoe and
seemed to be asking for it.
Pat stifled a little yawn.
"Did you have a nice time yesterday?" she asked carelessly.
"Not so very nice," said John. "I dare say you heard that we had a
burglary up at the Hall? I went off to catch the criminals and they
caught me!"
"What!"
"I was fool enough to let myself be drugged, and when I woke up I was
locked in a room with bars on the windows. I only got out an hour or so
ago."
"Johnnie!"
"However, it all ended happily. I've got back the stuff that was
stolen."
"But, Johnnie! I thought you had gone off picnicking with that Molloy
girl."
"It may have been her idea of picnicking. She was one of the gang.
Quite the leading spirit, I gather."
He had lowered his eyes, wondering once more whether it would not be
judicious to put it across that worm after all, when an odd choking
sound caused him to look up. Pat's mouth had opened, and she was
staring at him wide-eyed. And if she had ever looked more utterly
beautiful and marvellous, John could not remember the occasion.
Something seemed to clutch at his throat, and the garden, seen
indistinctly through a mist, danced a few steps in a tentative sort of
way, as if it were trying out something new that had just come over
from America.
And then, as the mist cleared, John found that he and Pat were not, as
he had supposed, alone. Standing beside him was a rugged and slightly
unkempt person clad in a bearskin which had obviously not been made to
measure, in whom he recognized at once that Stone Age Ancestor of his
who had given him a few words of advice the other night on the path
leading to the boathouse.
The Ancestor was looking at him reproachfully. In appearance he was
rather like Sergeant-Major Flannery, and when he spoke it was with that
well-remembered voice.
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