Money for nothingWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Money for nothing
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Greed -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
"Then that's all right," he said. "Because ten minutes ago Pat got
engaged to me."
III
A light breeze was blowing through the garden as John returned. It
played with sunshine in Pat's hair as she stood by the lavender hedge.
"Well?" she said eagerly.
"It's all right," said John.
"You told him?"
"Yes."
There was a pause. The bees buzzed among the lavender.
"Was he----?"
"Cut up?"
"Yes."
"Yes," said John in a low voice. "But he took it like a sportsman. I
left him almost cheerful."
He would have said more, but at this moment his attention was diverted
by a tickling sensation in his right leg. A suspicion that one of the
bees, wearying of lavender, was exploring the surface of his calf, came
to John. But, even as he raised a hand to swat the intruder, Pat spoke
again.
"Johnnie."
"Hullo?"
"Oh, nothing. I was just thinking."
John's suspicion grew. It felt like a bee. He believed it was a bee.
"Thinking? What about?"
"You."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"What were you thinking about me?"
"Only that you were the most wonderful thing in the world."
"Pat!"
"You are, you know," said Pat, examining him gravely. "I don't know
what it is about you, and I can't imagine why I have been all
these years finding it out, but you're the dearest, sweetest, most
angelic...."
"Tell me more," said John.
He took her in his arms, and time stood still.
"Pat!" whispered John.
He was now positive that it was a bee, and almost as positive that it
was merely choosing a suitable spot before stinging him. But he made no
move. The moment was too sacred.
After all, bee stings were good for rheumatism.
THE END
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