Money-making men; or, how to grow richRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Money-making men; or, how to grow rich
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
Rich people -- Biography
“She possessed a good deal of ‘character,’ and might also be taken for
the original of Mause Headrigg. As the wife of a ruling elder, she
possibly imagined that she was entitled to exercise a certain authority
in ecclesiastical matters. An anecdote is told of her having once taken
the venerable Dr. Dalgliesh, the parish minister, through hands. In
presence of a number of neighbours, she thought fit to lecture him on
that particularly delicate subject, his wife’s dress: ‘It was a sin and a
shame to see sae mickle finery.’
“The minister did not deny the charge, but dexterously encouraged her
with the Socratic method of argument: ‘So, Margaret, you think that
ornament is useless and sinful in a lady’s dress?’
“‘Certainly I do.’
“‘Then, may I ask why you wear that ribbon around your cap? A piece of
cord would surely do quite as well.’
“Disconcerted with this unforeseen turn of affairs, Margaret determinedly
rejoined in an under-tone: ‘Ye’ll no hae lang to speer sic a like
question.’
“Next day her cap was bound with a piece of white tape; and never
afterwards, till the day of her death, did she wear a ribbon, or any
morsel of ornament. I am doubtful if we could match this out of
Scotland. For a novelist to depict characters of this kind, he would
require to see them in real life; no imagination could reach them. Sir
Walter Scott both saw and talked with them, for they were not extinct in
his day.
“The mortifying rebuff about the ribbon perhaps had some influence in
making my ancestress a Seceder. As she lived near the manse, I am afraid
she must have been a good deal of a thorn in the side of the parish
minister, notwithstanding all the palliatives of her good-natured
husband, the elder. At length an incident occurred which sent her
abruptly off to a recently-erected meeting-house, to which a promising
young preacher, Mr. Leckie, had been appointed.
“It was a bright summer morning, about five o’clock, when Margaret left
her husband’s side as usual, and went out to see her cow attended to.
Before three minutes had elapsed, her husband was aroused by her coming
in with dismal cries: ‘Eh, sirs! eh, sirs! did I ever think to live to
see the day? O man, O man, O William—this is a terrible thing, indeed!
Could I ever have thought to see’t?’
“‘Gracious, woman!’ exclaimed the worthy elder, by this time fully awake,
‘what is’t? is the coo deid?’ for it seemed to him that no greater
calamity could have been expected to produce such doleful exclamations.
“‘The coo deid!’ responded Margaret; ‘waur, waur, ten times waur.
There’s Dr. Dalgliesh only now gaun hame at five o’clock in the morning.
It’s awfu’, it’s awfu’! What will things come to?’
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