"Didn't you have it mended?"
"It wasn't mendable, monsieur."
"Nonsense! why, they even mend porcelain! This is cherry, I see; let me
look at it."
Cherami put out his hand for the cane, but Monsieur Courbichon hastily
put it behind his back.
"No, no," he cried; "I have no desire that you should break this one
too; one was quite enough."
"Oh! mon Dieu! my excellent and worthy friend, who said anything about
breaking your cane? There is nobody throwing skittles at your legs at
this moment, and I fancy that this switch is worth quite as much as your
cherry stick."
"Did this one come from China, too?"
"No, my boy. Do not revive my sorrow! My Chinese switch will never be
replaced; but enough about canes. I have a very great favor to ask of
you, my dear Monsieur Courbichon, one of those favors which a man of
honor never refuses to grant."
"I have no money with me at this moment, monsieur; and it would be
impossible for me----"
"Who the devil said anything about money? Mordieu! do I look like a man
who borrows money?"
Monsieur Courbichon examined Cherami, who had made himself as fine as
possible for his visit to Monsieur de la Beriniere; and he took off his
hat, murmuring:
"I beg your pardon; indeed, I had not noticed---- But what is the favor
you wish to ask me, monsieur?"
"A nothing, a mere bagatelle--to act as my second in a duel, to-morrow."
"A duel! it's about a duel! and you dare to propose to me to take part
in it! What have I done to you, monsieur, that you should suggest such a
thing to me?"
"I tell you, Monsieur Courbichon, it's a mere matter of form; the
seconds don't fight."
"I, be present at a duel! Understand that I never fought a duel,
monsieur! I would rather die than fight!"
"You are like Gribouille, then, who jumped into the water for fear of
the rain."
"It's an outrage, your proposition to me! I will request you, monsieur,
not to speak to me hereafter. I do not consort with men who fight duels,
not I! Don't detain me, or I shall call for help."
The little bald man almost ran away. Cherami shrugged his shoulders,
saying to himself:
"Old guinea-hen! I might have guessed that the simple word _duel_ would
frighten him! He won't be my second. Sapristi! I haven't my cue!"
Cherami was almost at the end of Boulevard Beaumarchais, when he heard a
voice exclaim:
"Yes, yes, it's him; there he is--the man who keeps us waiting for
dinner, and never comes! God bless my soul! it takes you a long time to
smoke your cigar."
At the sound of those familiar accents, Beau Arthur turned, and saw
Madame Capucine, attended as always by her two brats; the elder still
wearing his Henri IV hat, with the feathers falling over his eyes; the
younger eating gingerbread, and finding a way to stuff his fingers into
his nose at the same time.
"Ah! upon my word, it's the lovely Madame Capucine," said Cherami,
joining the group.
The stout woman, glancing at her debtor's fashionable attire, smiled
amiably, as she rejoined:
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