Monsieur, Madame, and Bébé — CompleteDroz, Gustave
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Monsieur, Madame, and Bébé — Complete
Droz, Gustave
Family life -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
Enveloped in my dressing-gown, and tapping with my fingers on the
window-panes, I was smiling at the half-frozen passers-by, the north
wind, and the snow, with the contented look of a man who is in a warm
room and has on his feet comfortable flannel-lined slippers, the soles
of which are buried in a thick carpet. At the fireside my wife was
cutting out something and smiling at me from time to time; a new book
awaited me on the mantelpiece, and the log on the hearth kept shooting
out with a hissing sound those little blue flames which invite one to
poke it.
“There is nothing that looks more dismal than a man tramping through the
snow, is there?” said I to my wife.
“Hush,” said she, lowering the scissors which she held in her hand; and,
after smoothing her chin with her fingers, slender, rosy, and plump at
their tips, she went on examining the pieces of stuff she had cut out.
“I say that it is ridiculous to go out in the cold when it is so easy to
remain at home at one’s own fireside.”
“Hush.”
“But what are you doing that is so important?”
“I--I am cutting out a pair of braces for you,” and she set to work
again. But, as in cutting out she kept her head bent, I noticed, on
passing behind her, her soft, white neck, which she had left bare that
evening by dressing her hair higher than usual. A number of little downy
hairs were curling there. This kind of down made me think of those ripe
peaches one bites so greedily. I drew near, the better to see, and I
kissed the back of my wife’s neck.
“Monsieur!” said Louise, suddenly turning round.
“Madame,” I replied, and we both burst out laughing.
“Christmas Eve,” said I.
“Do you wish to excuse yourself and to go out?”
“Do you mean to complain?”
“Yes, I complain that you are not sufficiently impressed by the fact of
its being Christmas Eve. The ding-ding-dong of the bells of Notre Dame
fails to move you; and just now when the magic-lantern passed beneath
the window, I looked at you while pretending to work, and you were quite
calm.”
“I remain calm when the magic-lantern is going by! Ah! my dear, you are
very severe on me, and really--”
“Yes, yes, jest about it, but it was none the less true that the
recollections of your childhood have failed.”
“Now, my dear, do you want me to leave my boots out on the hearth this
evening on going to bed? Do you want me to call in the magic-lantern
man, and to look out a big sheet and a candle end for him, as my poor
mother used to do? I can still see her as she used to entrust her white
sheet to him. ‘Don’t make a hole in it, at least,’ she would say. How
we used to clap our hands in the mysterious darkness! I can recall all
those joys, my dear, but you know so many other things have happened
since then. Other pleasures have effaced those.”
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