Motherly talks with young housekeepers: embracing eighty-seven brief articles on topics of home interest, and about five hundred choice receipts for cooking, etc.Beecher, H. W., Mrs.
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Motherly talks with young housekeepers: embracing eighty-seven brief articles on topics of home interest, and about five hundred choice receipts for cooking, etc.
Beecher, H. W., Mrs.
Cooking; Home economics
But the material being at last selected, can they now rest from their
labors? Ah, no! their trials are but just begun. The ruling power in
the fashionable world--the dress-maker--condescends to acknowledge
that the articles selected are all satisfactory, though twenty or even
thirty yards are hardly enough for a full dress (our mothers looked
very fine and far more inviting and graceful with but ten yards in
their dresses). But now comes the great struggle. How shall the dress
be made? Mrs. ---- has twelve small frills or flounces around her
skirt, and a train two feet long; then there must be a bustle “ever
so big,” over which falls a _pannier_, with puffs, bows, buttons
innumerable, bands, folds, and--mercy! we are getting beyond our
depth, for we cannot possibly understand all the terms given to the
piles upon piles of strange “fixings” which go to make up the whole
of that most abominable deformity called a fashionable dress. But the
poor harassed devotee has them all at her tongue’s end, for her heart
is full of them. If Mrs. ---- has a dozen ruffles or puffs, she will
not be outdone, but will have eighteen or twenty, and a bustle twice
as big, which shall extend her overskirt and all its puffs and bands
twice as far; and ever so many more dozen buttons all over,--above,
below, before, behind, between the frills or bows,--_anywhere_, so that
Mrs. ----’s trimmings are surpassed. “But, truly, now, dear madam, is
this the _very_ latest style? Isn’t there something just a _little
newer_?” And then another discussion begins, anxious, nervous, and
trembling, lest some one should be a little ahead of her in style. The
poor slave spends many precious hours before she dares to decide on the
pattern. But at last that question is settled; and now another trouble
assails her. The arrogant dress-maker well understands the power these
devotees of fashion have vested in her hands, and her victims, proud,
sensitive, and overbearing perhaps to all others, must bow to her will
and caprices. She will take her own time to finish the work.
“But, O madam! I _must_ have it for this party, before any one else has
this new style.”
She pleads in vain. No coaxing will avail. She must await the despot’s
will, and spend hours or days excited and unhappy, fearing that the
dress will not be finished in season for the party. And when at last
it comes, look at it! We could laugh, were we not ashamed to think
that women can be so absurd. What can be more uncouth, ungraceful, or
deforming than a lady dressed in the extreme of fashion, or indeed with
but half the absurdities that are daily seen. A camel, with its hump
and peculiar gait, is graceful compared with the figures with frowzy
hair, dresses puffed and looped up over a bustle, that we see stooping
and tottering on high-heeled boots, or with the additional incumbrance
of a long trail, sweeping through our parlors, and, at the slightest
beck of fashion, drabbling through the mud.
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