For my part, I believe that the Big Doctor viewed with a justified
composure
" ... that last
Wild pageant of the accumulated past
That clangs and flashes for a drowning man."
CHAPTER XLI
In that same wind-wild dawn, Larry awoke, and tried to believe that he
was a bridegroom, and was going to espouse Tishy Mangan in the course
of the next few hours.
"_C'est toujours l'imprévu qui arrive_!" he told himself. That
ancient ditty, "The Yeoman's Wedding," that he had often heard Dr.
Mangan sing, attacked him like an illness, and enforced its galloping
metres on all he did.
"Through the valley we'll haste,
For we've no time to waste!
For it is my wedding morning, my wedding morning!"
The housemaid (that same Upper Housemaid who had spoken of the
riff-raff of Cluhir) heard him, in the bathroom, loudly announcing his
intentions.
"Ding dong! We'll gallop along!" Larry sang, and the Upper Housemaid
said to her subordinate, "What a hurry he's in! Well! Bright's his
fancy!"
The Upper Housemaid was rash in thus giving her opinion. Larry's fancy
was far from bright, but he was of those unfortunates who, when
obsessed by a tune, must yield to its importunity, even though it
followed him to the steps of the scaffold.
It is not insinuated that Larry was now, metaphorically, or otherwise,
in such a case. He was, as he told himself, quite prepared to go
through with the job, but, he likewise told himself, it was a rotten
sort of business dressing for your wedding with not a soul, bar the
servants, to say good morning to, and even they looked as sour as
lemons and hadn't a smile among the lot of them. Larry drank some
coffee, and crumbled some toast, and brutally and wastefully broke
into a poached egg, turning what had been a triumph of snow, into a
yellow peril, and gave its attendant bacon to Aunt Freddy's old
Pomeranian, and found that he had finished his breakfast, and that it
was no more than ten o'clock. The rain was coming down in torrents; he
could not go out, not even to the stables. What on earth was he to do
from now till one o'clock? The blooming wedding was at two.
He thought of it as some one else's, and realised that he so thought
of it, and then just tripped himself up in the middle of the further
reflection that he wished it were.
"Probably getting married is always a bore," he said to himself,
consolingly. "'E's all right when you know 'im, but you've got to know
'im fust'! Why do these rotten old songs stick in my head like this?
Because I'm a fool, no doubt, and always was!"
He walked into the hall, and there surveyed his luggage, packed and
ready, and appallingly new.
"It'll give the show away, even if they let us off confetti," he
thought.
He wished he hadn't given in to this High Nuptial Mass business, and a
big wedding, and all the rest of it, but the Doctor and Tishy were
dead keen on it, and he had been sat on.
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