Yearning to her, sitting all over her, covering her with their
ponderous affection, were the hounds. Two large ladies had each a head
on each of her shoulders; two more had laid their chins on her knees,
and were gazing raptly into her face. The less favoured stood, and
squeezed, and pushed, and panted, with glowing eyes and waving sterns,
in as close a circle round her as it was possible to form.
"Dearest things!" apostrophised Christian, "I feel like Nero--I wish
you had only one lovely head, so that I might kiss you all at once!"
"Rot!" said Larry, who was leaning against the wall, facing her, and
saying: "Down, you brute!" at intervals, to hounds, who, having failed
to force their way to Christian, were directing their attention to
him, to the detriment of his grey flannel trousers. "And look at your
dress from their filthy paws!"
"Good Gawd, Mr. Larry Sir! Don't say paws! 'Ounds 'ave _feet_"
responded Christian, whose imitation of Cottingham was no less
accurate now than it had been some eight years earlier; "and I don't
care a pin for this old skirt anyway--"
"I'm as fond of hounds as anyone," said Larry, reprovingly, "but I
must say I should draw the line at their licking my face!"
"They don't!" said Christian, indignantly; "that's the beauty of them,
They never lick--except perhaps my darling Nancy, because I nursed her
when she had pneumonia."
"If I were you, Cottingham, I wouldn't let Miss Christian into the
kennels," said Larry, with severity, "she makes lap-dogs of the
hounds!"
Cottingham had joined the party, and was leaning on the half-door of
the kennel, watching his hounds with the never-failing interest of a
good kennel-huntsman.
"I couldn't be too 'ard on Miss Christeen, sir," replied Cottingham;
"her's the best walk I have. That there Nancy was a sickly little
thing enough when I sent 'er to Miss Christeen, and look at 'er now! A
slapping fine bitch!"
Christian turned a slow and expressionless eye upon her accuser,
indicating triumph.
"It's like this with that Nancy," continued Cottingham, with whom the
preaching habit, fostered by years of laying down the law on
subservient fields, was inveterate. "Her got that fond of Miss
Christeen, her follered 'er about, the way the ole lamb followed Mary,
as they say. And that artful she got! Wouldn't try a yard! An' she 'ad
the 'ole o' the young entry like 'erself. Any sort of a check, and
back they all comes an' looks at me, wi' their 'eads a one side, and
their sterns agoin' like this," he wagged a stubby fore-finger to and
fro in so precisely the right rhythm, that, stubby as it was, no magic
wand could evolve more instantly the scene to be presented; "an'
that's 'ow it'd be, th' old 'ounds workin' 'ard, and the young uns
lookin' like they 'as nothin' to do only admire of me!"
"Quite right, too!" truckled Christian.
"Ah, Miss Christeen, I'm too used to soft soap, I am!"
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