Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Kathleen knew that she was not the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Bingle. She
had always known that she was the daughter of a Mr. and Mrs. Hinman,
both deceased. In the case of Reginald--and, in a way, Harold
also--there was some uncertainty. As the former advanced in years and
characteristics, it became more and more apparent to Mr. Bingle that
his fifth-born was not of Italian descent, despite the fact that the
authorities at the Foundlings' Home had him down on the records as the
offspring of a Mr. and Mrs. Vanesi, lost in one of the factory fires in
the city of Brooklyn. Mr. Bingle was convinced, as time went on, that
the tags on certain infants had been accidentally misplaced by careless
attendants, and that Reginald's nick-name, bestowed by Frederick and
Wilberforce in their frivolous wisdom, was not so far out of the way as
it might have seemed if he had not been possessed of his own vague
misgivings. They called him Abey. As for Harold, he was unmistakably
Irish, although the hospital people declared that he was German to the
core when Mr. and Mrs. Bingle went there to pick out a healthy Teuton
to add to their collection. They were positive that they wanted a
German baby; nothing else would do, they announced clearly and
positively to the superintendent in charge of the maternity ward. The
superintendent was most gracious about it. She said they could return
little Fritz if he didn't come up to the mark in every particular. What
more could a German fancier desire than a child whose name alone stood
for all that one could possibly seek in Teutonic research? Fritz
Bumbleburg:--that was the infant's name and his father's name before
him. Surely Mr. Bingle wouldn't demand anything more German than that.
Moreover, Fritz's mother was German-American and she had been the wife
of Fritz's father for a matter of five years or more. Still, in spite
of all this, Fritz (re-christened Harold while he was still too young
to raise a voice in protest) was unmistakably Irish, or at least part
Irish. It is also worthy of note that Mrs. Bumbleburg ran away with an
Irish policeman some weeks after the infant Fritz's advent into the
world, which would go to show that the mother, at any rate, had Celtic
inclinations if nothing more.
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