Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Melissa was his only friend and comforter. The children, and the
servants who were not too busily engaged with their own affairs, openly
scoffed at the love-sick young gentleman. Wilberforce sustained a
bloody nose in retaliation and Watson, being a special offender, met
with a painful and unaccountable accident one day while passing between
the kitchen and the milk-house. A full-sized brick dropped from heaven
knows where--(it must have come from heaven judging by the way it
felt)--and as Watson's hat happened to be directly in the path of its
descent the unfortunate footman was unable to tease Frederick for the
better part of two days immediately thereafter and had to have six
stitches taken in his head besides. Oddly enough, the only place from
which a brick was found to be missing was in the walk leading to the
stables, and Butts, being a thrifty soul, filled up the vacant spot
with the heaven-sent substitute, having found on investigation that it
fitted the vacuum perfectly. It was Melissa who kept Watson from taking
out a warrant for young Master Frederick. She spoke very sharply to the
damaged footman about something that had completely escaped the notice
of Mr. Bingle, who, being no smoker, wouldn't have missed them if
Watson had taken a whole handful of cigars a day instead of two or
three twice a week the year round.
The privileged maid had read love stories from the time she was ten
years old up to the beginning of her affair with Diggs the butler. The
pleasant discovery that the mighty Diggs had taken a shine to her quite
destroyed all of her interest in romance as it is written. She was not
long in finding out that the people who write love-stories are not to
be depended upon for accuracy in the depiction of passion. Diggs gave
her an entirely new idea of manly devotion. Instead of adhering to the
well-known and well-preserved formulas set down by the fictionists he
behaved in a perfectly astonishing manner. He became acutely bashful
and apprehensive, so much so, in fact, that for a while Melissa
imagined that Mr. Bingle had given him notice because of the mistletoe
episode on Christmas Eve. The poor fellow seemed to be dodging her all
the time. And when she came upon him suddenly or unexpectedly he always
began winding his watch and talking about the extraordinary resemblance
she bore to a girl he had once known in England. The shock, therefore,
was tremendous when Diggs asked her if she thought she could ever learn
to care for him in THAT way. It was almost a week before Melissa could
think of an answer to this astonishing question. It was "yes."
And so, having but recently suffered the surprise of her life, Melissa
rushed to the succour of young Frederick. She whispered words of
encouragement into the ear of the despairing youngster, and urged him
to stand by his guns.
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