Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Monsieur Rouquin agreed that it would be amazingly interesting, and
then went on to say that he had known Madame Rousseau while she was
still petite Marie Vallamont, but his acquaintance with her husband was
of short duration. In fact, he knew little about him except that his
great grandfather had been beheaded at the time of the revolution,
which was in itself sufficient proof that he was descended from the
aristocracy if not the nobility of France.
"You are aware, of course," said he, "that only the aristocracy had
their heads cut off during those eventful days."
"Oh, yes, indeed," said both Mr. and Mrs. Bingle so promptly that
Monsieur Rouquin at once changed the subject. He realised that they
knew quite as much if not more of French history than he.
As he had suspected, the Rousseaus were awaiting them in the apartment.
They were very nice looking young people, rather shabbily attired in
garments which, though clearly the cast-off apparel of more prosperous
owners, were still neat and remotely fashionable. Madame Rousseau was
quite a pretty woman, with a soft, restrained voice and a tendency to
say "Oui, Madame," with great frequency and politeness. Her husband,
poor as he was, sustained the credit of aristocracy by smoking
innumerable cigarettes, with which he appeared to be most plentifully
supplied. "You found my cigarettes, I see. That is good," said Rouquin,
shortly after the introductions. He spoke somewhat tartly, as if an
idea had just occurred to him. He shot a furtive glance at Mr. Bingle
as he made the remark.
"Oh, yes," said Rousseau, after an instant's hesitation. "I beg
Madame's pardon. Does the smoking annoy?"
"Not at all," said Mrs. Bingle. "I am used to it. Mr. Bingle smokes a
pipe."
"Well, where is the baby?" said Mr. Bingle, declining the cigarette
which Rousseau proffered in the absence of hospitality on Monsieur
Rouquin's part.
"Oh," said Madame Rousseau, "it sleeps. I have put it into Monsieur
Raoul's warm bed. Such a cruelty it would be to awake the baby,
M'sieur."
"I think I'd like to see what it looks like while asleep, Madame," said
Bingle, with the air of a shrewd bargainer. "You see, I've become quite
an expert on babies. I don't believe there is a better judge of--I beg
your pardon. I forgot to inquire if my English is quite intelligible.
Do you follow me?"
"Your English is perfect, M'sieur," she assured him, brightly. "May I
say that it surprises me. I have been in your America for five years
and I have not before this hour heard an American speak the English
language so perfectly--"
"Ahem!" coughed Rouquin, and Madame Rousseau completed her estimate of
Mr. Bingle's English by spreading her hands in a gesture which
signified utter inability to express herself in words. "Shall we peep
into my bedroom?" went on the foreign exchange manager.
"Said the spider to the fly," came quite distinctly from Monsieur
Rousseau.
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