Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Rouquin was amiable. He shrugged his shoulders and beamed. "I should be
the last to say no to any demand of my guests. If it would give you
pleasure, sir, to pay for my dinner, I shall not protest. I am the most
courteous of hosts. The smallest wish of my guests must be gratified.
However, sir, I reserve the right to order the dinner which I am
giving. You will not deny me that, I am sure."
"By no means," cried Bingle. "Order whatever you like, Rouquin. I've
never been able to order anything from a French bill-of-fare but
pate-de-foi-gras. It's your dinner, Rouquin, not mine. But, we are
going ahead too fast. We have not yet heard from Monsieur Rousseau.
Will he be willing to join us?"
"Sure," said Monsieur Jean.
"And what about the baby? Is it right for us to take a small child to a
public cafe where there may be drinking and--"
"My dear Mrs. Bingle," cried Rouquin, "pray have no thought of
Napoleon's comfort on this occasion. I shall insist upon Madame
Rousseau leaving him here--in my humble dwelling--until called for.
That is to say, in charge of my wonderful Fifi, who will care for him
completely during her absence. He shall have a stupendous supper and he
shall be put to bed happy. For once in his poor little life he shall
have abundance of food and the joy of a warm nest to lie in. Ah, it is
a great day for Napoleon!"
Needless to say, Mr. and Mrs. Bingle stepped into a new and hitherto
unsuspected world the instant they entered Pierre's. They stepped out
of it at ten o'clock that night and into a very commonplace, humdrum
sort of automobile and were whisked homeward by an astonished,
unbelieving chauffeur. They had drunk the health of Napoleon the
present, Napoleon the past, and Napoleon the future, and they had done
it from cobwebby, mouldy bottles out of the uttermost depths of
Pierre's cellars. They were pleasantly, agreeably conscious of going
home, and they talked a great deal of the vivacious, though heartbroken
mother of little Napoleon, who, despite her shabby frock, was the life
of the party. And Monsieur Jean--he, the great artist and stricken
father--he too was gay and amusing. He sang a wonderful little French
song that was applauded violently by people at the nearby tables, and
he drew wonderful caricatures of the musicians, the head waiter, the
shockingly bad soprano, and of Mr. Bingle himself. Rouquin alone was
nervous and uneasy, but of course only on account of his illustrious
guests. He was constantly imploring both Madame and Monsieur Rousseau
to reflect before speaking, and they obeyed him by reflecting in a
thoroughly audible manner so that he might not be left in the dark as
to their intentions.
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