Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"We'll see. And now you may say to the other three members of the
Covent Garden Fruit Company that I accept their resignations with
regret, and wish all of them joy."
"Thank you, sir. I shall speak to Watson and Miss Stokes, and I shall
ask Watson to carry your message to Miss Taylor."
"Can't you attend to that part of it yourself, Diggs?"
Diggs stiffened. "I regret to say, sir, that Miss Taylor and I 'ave had
a--what you might describe, sir, as a bit of a tiff. She hasn't
permitted me to speak to her since yesterday morning. It will be quite
all right, however, to 'ave Watson 'andle the matter. Thank you, sir."
The fifth of July, as usual, came close upon the heels of the one day
in the year that men with large families of growing children feel
perfectly justified in characterizing as All-Fools' Day. The Bingle
youngsters, regardless of their missing antecedents, celebrated the day
as unqualified American citizens. They set fire to the stables, shot
Roman candles into the kitchen, bounced torpedoes off of the statuary
in the gardens, hurled firecrackers great and small at one another, and
came through the day with one thumb missing, four faces powder-burnt,
and one arm fractured in two places. (Rutherford fell off of the
balcony while being chased by an escaped pin-wheel.)
"But," said Mr. Bingle, after relating the horrors of the day to Dr.
Fiddler on the morning of the fifth, "I am glad to say that we got
through with it alive. How did you find Mrs. Bingle? She was pretty
well done-up by the noise."
"She's all right, Bingle. Don't worry. Who is this coming up the drive
in such haste?"
Mr. Bingle peered intently over his glasses.
"That? Why, 'pon my soul, Fiddler, that is Mr. Sigsbee. My lawyer, you
know. Now, what in the world can be bringing him out here? By George,
I--I wonder!" He leaned against a porch pillar, assailed by a sudden
weakness.
"You wonder--what?"
"I wonder if the Supreme Court sits on the day after the Fourth of
July."
"The Court is late this year in arriving at the summer recess, that
much I can tell you. Are you expecting a decision in the case of Hooper
et al. vs. Bingle?"
"I am," said Mr. Bingle, mopping his brow, which was wet with a very
chilly moisture.
CHAPTER XIV
THE LAW'S LAST WORD
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