Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"By Jove, Bingle, I have a splendid scheme. What could be more fitting
than that these child-seekers should receive just what they want on
Christmas morning? That's the ticket, my dear," he said, turning to his
wife. "Fix it so that a child is delivered bright and early on
Christmas morning--in its own stockings, of course--and there you are!
A Merry Christmas for everybody, and perhaps a Happy New Year. What do
you think of it, Bingle?"
"Splendid!" said Mr. Bingle. "I wish I could have thought of that when
I was in the business myself. It would have been great to have a new
baby every Christmas morning. I will agree to that, Mrs. Force,
provided I approve of the people I'm supposed to be Santa Claus for."
On the Saturday before Christmas he went to the offices of the Society
with ALL of the children, for the industrious Mrs. Force had produced
claimants for the three older ones, and when he took the brood home to
supper long after seven o'clock that evening, homes and fresh parents
were assured for all of them. To be sure, Frederick and Marie Louise
objected to living on upstate farms, and Reginald howled bitterly over
being promised to a Jewish family in West End Avenue. He had set his
heart on being brought up as an Irishman. Some of them were to remain
in New York City, one was to go to Philadelphia and another to
Bridgeport. Harold, Rosemary and Rutherford were to undergo a complete
change of name. They were going into families where for sentimental
reasons, a John, a Betty and a Jeremiah were wanted. Guinivere stood in
grave danger of being called Prue, after somebody's grandmother, and
Henrietta was to be shortened to Etta.
It was understood that the agents from the Society were to call for the
youngsters on Christmas Eve, so that they might be ready for delivery
the first thing in the morning. The Society was prepared to attend to
all of the legal requirements incident to the transfer. Mr. Bingle was
to sign what he quaintly called a "blanket affidavit," covering the
entire collection, and that was to be the end of the Bingle regime.
Christmas Eve came at last. The day had been bitterly cold, and Mr.
Bingle coming in from his final walk with the four small children, who
had been taken out to see the lighted shop windows before the last
supper they were to have together, was blue in the face and shivering
as with a chill. Melissa caught him in the act of removing his muffler
from Rosemary's neck. He had already taken his thin overcoat from
Harold's shoulders, so she missed that part of his personal sacrifice.
She asked with considerable asperity if he was trying to get pneumonia.
"No," said Mr. Bingle, struggling to keep his teeth from chattering;
"I'm not, Melissa. I'm trying to head off the croup."
"You'll probably have it yourself to-night."
"I think that would be rather jolly," he said. "I haven't had it since
I was the size of Rosemary."
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