Christmas stories; Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Christmas carol -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"I trust Mrs. Force is well," said the lady of Seawood, and there was a
note of anxiety in her voice. There HAD been a queer taste to the
lobster a la Newburg. She remembered mentioning it to Mr. Bingle after
the company had gone.
Mr. Force was guilty of an uneasy start. What was the woman driving at?
What put it into her head to mention his wife? Why SHOULDN'T his wife
be well?
"Quite well, thank you," he said at the end of a deep exhalation.
Indeed he was quite without breath when he came to the "thank you." It
would have been better if he hadn't tried to be so courteous. "Quite
well," would have been sufficient. He realised, as he wheezily filled
his lungs, that the "thank you" was entirely superfluous. In any event,
it wasn't so important that he should have gone to the pains of
upsetting his dignity in order to say it, no matter if it was the
proper thing to say. He always hated anything that caused him to become
red in the face.
"It's quite a relief," said Mrs. Bingle, brightening. It would have
been dreadful if anything HAD been the matter with the lobster.
But Mr. Force knew nothing whatever about the suspected lobster and
being in considerable doubt as to just how much of Miss Glenn's story
the Bingles had learned, very naturally believed that the good lady was
concerned about Mrs. Force's peace of mind rather than her state of
health. He grew perfectly scarlet and mumbled something about his wife
sleeping like a log, and then hastily followed Mr. Bingle out of the
room.
"Troubles never come singly, do they, Force?" said Bingle as they
mounted the stairs. He sighed deeply.
"So they say," said Force, also sighing. He was thinking of the
interview that was to come. He was wondering just how he was going to
explain things to Mr. Bingle.
"She isn't to be married till spring, but--Oh, well, I suppose I
shouldn't complain." Mr. Force stopped stock-still on the stairs.
"Mar-married?" he gasped. "Are you crazy?"
"Almost," said Mr. Bingle promptly. "If anything more happens, I'll be
wholly so. Come in, Force. Now, old chap, what's on YOUR mind?" They
had entered the study. Mr. Bingle faced his visitor after closing the
door carefully behind him. "Out with it? Don't keep me in suspense.
Has--has the case finally gone against me?"
"Who is going to be married in the spring?" demanded Force, wiping his
brow.
"Miss Fairweather. I thought you knew."
"Oh, the devil! Of course not! What do I know about Miss Fairweather's
affairs?"
"Flanders is the man. He's the lucky dog. An old affair, Force.
Tremendously romantic story back of--"
"Needn't mind, Bingle. I don't care to hear it at present. I've got
something a great deal more important to think about--dammit." He sat
down heavily, and began fumbling for his cigar case. His forehead was
dripping wet.
"It must be serious," said Mr. Bingle slowly, "or you wouldn't be
swearing as you do, Force. I've never heard you swear before."
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