Didactic fiction; Political fiction; Social problems -- Fiction
“You must think you've got one of your Wild West necktie parties on,” he
gasped. “I'll come. But if you love me, don't let the boys in Hilary's
office see me.”
“They use the other entry,” answered Austen, indicating that Mr. Tooting
should go up first--which he did. When they reached the office Austen
shut the door, and stood with his back against it, regarding Mr. Tooting
thoughtfully.
At first Mr. Tooting returned the look with interest swagger--aggression
would be too emphatic, and defiance would not do. His was the air,
perhaps, of Talleyrand when he said, “There seems to be an inexplicable
something in me that brings bad luck to governments that neglect me:”
the air of a man who has made a brilliant coup d'etat. All day he had
worn that air--since five o'clock in the morning, when he had sprung
from his pallet. The world might now behold the stuff that was
in Hamilton Tooting. Power flowed out of his right hand from an
inexhaustible reservoir which he had had the sagacity to tap, and
men leaped into action at his touch. He, the once, neglected, had the
destiny of a State in his keeping.
Gradually, however, it became for some strange reason difficult to
maintain that aggressive stare upon Austen Vane, who shook his head
slowly.
“Ham, why did you do it?” he asked.
“Why?” cried Mr. Tooting, fiercely biting back a treasonable smile. “Why
not? Ain't he the best man in the State to make a winner? Hasn't he
got the money, and the brains, and the get-up-and-git? Why, it's a sure
thing. I've been around the State, and I know the sentiment. We've got
'em licked, right now. What have you got against it? You're on our side,
Aust.”
“Ham,” said Austen, “are you sure you have the names and addresses of
those twenty prominent citizens right, so that any voter may go out and
find 'em?”
“What are you kidding about, Aust?” retorted Mr. Tooting, biting back
the smile again. “Say, you never get down to business with me. You don't
blame Crewe for comin' out, do you?”
“I don't see how Mr. Crewe could have resisted such an overwhelming
demand,” said Austen. “He couldn't shirk such a duty. He says so
himself, doesn't he?”
“Oh, go on!” exclaimed Mr. Tooting, who was not able to repress a grin.
“The letter of the twenty must have been a great surprise to Mr. Crewe.
He says he was astonished. Did the whole delegation go up to Leith, or
only a committee?”
Mr. Tooting's grin had by this time spread all over his face--a flood
beyond his control.
“Well, there's no use puffin' it on with you, Aust. That was done pretty
slick, that twenty-prominent-citizen business, if I do say it myself.
But you don't know that feller Crewe--he's a full-size cyclone when he
gets started, and nothin' but a range of mountains could stop him.”
“It must be fairly exciting to--ride him, Ham.”
“Say, but it just is. Kind of breathless, though. He ain't very well
known around the State, and he was bound to run--and I just couldn't let
him come out without any clothes on.”
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