Mr. Fortune's PracticeBailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
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Mr. Fortune's Practice
Bailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
Detective and mystery stories; Forensic scientists -- Fiction
“Of course fools are natural,” said Lomas irritably. “The most
natural of all animals. And if there were no fools--I shouldn’t spend
the summer at Scotland Yard.”
“Well, many criminals are weak in the head.”
“That’s why a policeman’s life is not a happy one.”
“But most of ’em are a natural product. Opportunity makes the thief
or what not--and there but for the grace of God go I. Circumstances
lead a fellow into temptation.”
“Yes. I’ve wanted to do murder myself. But even with you I have
hitherto refrained. There’s always a kink in the criminal’s mind
before he goes wrong. Good Gad!” He dropped his voice. “Did you see
her?”
Mr. Fortune reproved him. “You’re so susceptible, Lomas. Control
yourself. Think of my reputation. I am known in these parts.”
“Who is she? Lady Macbeth?”
“My dear fellow! Oh, my dear fellow! I thought you were a student of
the drama. She’s not tragic. She’s comedy and domestic pathos. Tea
and tears. It was Rose Darcourt.”
“Good Gad!” said Lomas once more. “She looked like Lady Macbeth after
the murder.”
Reggie glanced over his shoulder. From the shade of the veranda of
the boat-house a white face stared at him. It seemed to become aware
of him and fled. “Indigestion perhaps,” he said. “It does feel like
remorse. Or have you been trifling with her affections, Lomas?”
“I wouldn’t dare. Do you know her? She looks a nice young woman for a
quiet tea-party. Passion and poison for two.”
“It’s the physique, you know,” said Mr. Fortune sadly. “When they’re
long and sinuous and dark they will be intense. That’s the etiquette
of the profession. But it’s spoiling her comedy. She takes everything
in spasms now and she used to be quite restful.”
“Some silly fool probably told her she was a great actress,” Lomas
suggested.
Mr. Fortune did not answer. He was steering the punt to the bank. As
it slid by the rushes he stooped and picked out of the water a large
silk bag. This he put down at Lomas’s feet, and saying, “Who’s the
owner of this pretty thing?” once more drove the punt on at the rate
of knots.
Lomas produced from the bag a powder-puff, three gold hair-pins and
two handkerchiefs. “The police have evidence of great importance,” he
announced, “and immediate developments are expected. S. Sheridan is
the culprit, Fortune.”
“Sylvia Sheridan?” Reggie laughed. “You know we’re out of a paragraph
in a picture paper. ‘On the river this week-end all the stars of the
stage were shining. Miss Rose Darcourt was looking like Juliet on the
balcony of her charming boat-house and I saw Miss Sylvia Sheridan’s
bag floating sweetly down stream. Bags are worn bigger than ever this
year. Miss Sheridan has always been famous for her bags. But this was
really dinky!’”
At the bridge he put Lomas into his car and strolled up to leave Miss
Sheridan’s bag at the police-station.
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