Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
It will be seen that we were not premature in announcing the
probability of the birth of a Prince of Wales; and though it was
impossible that anyone should be able to speak with certainty, our
positive tone upon the occasion serves to show the exclusive nature
of all our intelligence. We are enabled now to state that the
Prince will immediately take, indeed he has already taken, the
title of the _Prince of Wales_, which it is generally understood he
will enjoy--at least if a child so young can be said to enjoy
anything of the kind--until an event shall happen which we hope
will be postponed for a very protracted period. The Prince of
Wales, should he survive his mother, will ascend the throne; but
whether he will be George the Fifth, Albert the First, Henry the
Ninth, Charles the Third, or Anything the Nothingth, depends upon
circumstances we are not at liberty to allude to _at present_, nor
do we think we shall be enabled to do so in a second edition.
Our suggestion last week, that the royal birth should take place on
Lord Mayor's Day, has, we are happy to see, been partially attended
to; but we regret that the whole hog has not been gone, by twins
having been presented to the anxious nation, so that there might
have been a baronetcy each for the outgoing and incoming Lord
Mayors of London and Dublin.
[Illustration: A ROYAL NURSERY RHYME FOR 1860
"There was a Royal Lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do."]
This vein is further developed in burlesque bulletins of the progress of
the infant Prince. _Punch's_ serious views as to the Prince's future are
to be found in his "Pæan to the Princelet" and its sequel, inspired by
the Royal Christening in February, 1842:--
_PUNCH_ AND THE PRINCELET
* * * * *
The little Prince _must_ love the poor,
And he will heed the cry
Of the pauper mother, when she finds
Her infant's fountains dry.
He'll fill the cruse, and bruise the ear,
To make those founts o'erflow,
For they have vow'd our little Prince
No "vanities" shall know.
And we will rattle our little bell,
And laugh, and dance, and sing as well--
Roo-too-tooit! Shallaballa!
Life to the Prince! Fallallalla!
And death's dark bones will then become
Like iv'ry pure and white!
His blood-dyed robe will moulder off,
And his garments be as light;
For man will slaughter man no more
For wrong begot by wrongs,
For our little Prince will say--"To me
Nor life nor death belongs."
So we will rattle our little bell,
And laugh, and dance, and sing as well--
Roo-too-tooit! Shallaballa!
Life to the Prince! Fallallalla!
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