Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
There is danger by the railway; and therefore, says _The Atlas_,
the Queen should be only "occasionally" exposed to it. Say the
chances against accident are as nineteen to twenty, shall the Queen
"take a chance"? "Yes," says loyalty, "the Queen may _occasionally_
take a chance!"
_Punch_, as the accompanying cartoon shows, refused to take a serious
view of railways where Royalty was concerned, and went to the length of
maliciously insinuating that Prince Albert, wearying of his rose-leaf
fetters, had been indulging in a "flutter" on the Stock Exchange.
[Sidenote: _Syncophancy Rebuked_]
Criticism of the Court on the one hand and obsequious toadyism on the
other were much more pronounced eighty years ago. The later vice is well
rebuked in the fictitious Royal Proclamation issued in connexion with
the Queen's visit to Scotland in the autumn of 1844. It will be noticed
that here, as on so many occasions, _Punch_ adopted the device of
assuming that the exalted personages adulated resented the adulation:--
Her Majesty has just issued a Proclamation, of which _Punch_ has
been favoured with an early copy.
WHEREAS, on each and every of Our Royal Movements, it has been, and
is the custom of sundry weakly-disposed persons known as "our own
correspondents," "our private correspondents," and others, to
write, and cause to be printed, absurd and foolish language,
touching Ourself, Our Royal Consort, and Beloved Babies--it is Our
Will and Pleasure that such foolish practices (tending as they
really do to bring Royalty into contempt) shall be discontinued;
and that from henceforth, all vain, silly, and sycophantic verbiage
shall cease, and good, straightforward, simple English be used in
all descriptions of all progresses made by Ourself, our Royal
Consort, and Our Dearly Beloved Children. And FURTHERMORE, it shall
be permitted to Our Royal Self to wear a white shawl, or a black
shawl, without any idle talk being passed upon the same. AND
FURTHER, Our Beloved Consort shall, whenever it shall so please
him, "change his round hat for a naval cap with a gold band,"
without calling for the special notice of the Newspapers, AND
FURTHER, That Our Beloved Child, the Princess Royal, shall be
permitted to walk "hand in hand" with her Royal Father, without
exciting such marked demonstrations of wonderment at the
familiarity, as have been made known to Me by the public Press.
BE IT KNOWN, That the Queen of England is not the Grand Lama; and
FURTHER BE IT REMEMBERED that Englishmen should not emulate the
vain idolatry of speech familiar in the mouths of Eastern bondmen.
VICTORIA REGINA.
Given at Blair Athol,
September 16, 1844.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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