Now, this petition or lamentation--in which _Mr. Punch_ gives willing ear to the cry of weakness and unjust suffering--has been rebuked, pooh-poohed, pished and fiddle-de-dee'd; but in these scoffings _Mr. Punch_ joineth not. He cannot, for the life of him, say, with certain editorial porcupines of the male gender, "Of what avail these lamentations of lamenting women, whose cries are foolishness? Wherefore should women at any time lift up their voices; when is it not manifest from the beginning that women were created to sing small? And finally, if women be beaten by savages, and robbed by sots, what of it? It is better that women should be beaten and crouch in the dust--it is better they should be robbed and sit at home, than go and petition Parliament." [Sidenote: _"Punch" Champions Horatia_] He espoused the cause of humble heroines, of the neglected widows or orphans of heroes and benefactors like a true knight errant. Elsewhere we have told of his exertions on behalf of Mother Seacole, the brave old sutler in the Crimea, for whose benefit he started a special fund. The scurvy treatment of the widow of Lieutenant Waghorn, the pioneer of the Overland Route, who wore himself out in a work of national importance, moved him to righteous indignation. She was given a pension of £25, afterwards increased to £40. But none of these palpable wrongs to women stirred _Punch_ so deeply in these years as the tardy and meagre discharge of the nation's debt to Nelson in respect of his daughter Horatia. To this particular bit of narrow-mindedness he recurs again and again in the years 1849 to 1855, when he sums up what had been done to liquidate the debt:-- NELSON'S DAUGHTER AND GRANDCHILDREN An advertisement in _The Times_ tells the world that the eight children of Nelson's daughter Horatia--Nelson's grandchildren--are "more or less provided for." Perhaps a little less than more; but let that pass. At length a long, long standing debt has been paid, or rather compounded, at something less than nineteen shillings in the pound. The Government, as the Government, has done nothing. The stiff, whalebone virtue that set up the back of Queen Charlotte against Nelson's daughter--George the Third thought Nelson's funeral had too much state in it for a mere subject; such pomp "was for kings"--still kept the Government aloof from all help of Horatia and her children. At length, however, the press spoke out. The "ribald press" for a time laid aside its ribaldry, and condescended to champion the claims of Nelson's daughter upon Nelson's fellow-countrymen. Well, something has been done; and thus much in explanation we take from the advertisement in question:--