Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
The romance of one era is the reality of the next. The Arbitration
Question has taken root, and will grow and spread. They show a
cedar in the gardens at Paris--a cedar of hugest girth and widest
shape--that, some century ago, was brought from Lebanon in the cap
of a traveller. The olive twig, planted by Mr. Cobden in
Westminster, will flourish despite the blighting wit of mess-rooms,
and rise and spread into a tree that shall offer shade and security
to all nations.
In a similar vein is the welcome extended to the Peace Congress in
Paris:--
THE PARLIAMENT OF PEACE IN PARIS
Anyway, the cause of peace has been reverently preached, and
reverently listened to, in the warlike city of Paris. Within a walk
of the tomb of the great peace-breaker--who turned kingdoms into
graves, and whose miserable purple was dyed in the heart's blood of
human freedom--even there peace has been worshipped. Napoleon in
his violet robe--beset with golden bees--the bees that, as in the
lion of the olden day, swarmed in carcases--Napoleon, with his
Pope-blessed crown clipping his homicidal brain, is, after all, a
portentous, glistering evil--contrasted with our Quaker friend
[Joseph Sturge], who, risen in the Hall of St. Cecilia, condemns
aggressive war as an abomination, a nuisance that it behoves man,
in this season of his soul's progress, with all his heart and all
his mind, to denounce and renounce as un-Christian, vile, and
brutifying. The drab against the purple; and, in our small
thoughts, the drab, so preaching, carries it.
So, again, _Punch_ breaks a lance in defence of the Peace Congress in
the year 1850 at Frankfort. What if it were inspired by visionary aims?
All great reformers, idealists and benefactors--Harvey, Jenner,
Stephenson--had been ridiculed by unthinking and unimaginative
critics:--
TO THE LAUGHERS
The Peace Congress is a capital joke. It's so obvious a subject for
fun that we haven't thought it worth while to waste a laugh on it.
All manner of pens have been poking the public in the ribs about
it--paper pellets of all colours and weights have been slung at
it--arrows from all quivers have been emptied on its vulnerable
sides.
"Preach Peace to the World!" The poor noodles! "Inculcate the
supremacy of right over might!" Ineffable milk-and-water spoonies!
"Hold out to nations brotherhood for warfare, the award of justice
instead of the bayonet!" The white-faced, lily-livered prigs!
"Why, it's the merest Utopianism," says the _Economist_.
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