Class patronage was always obnoxious to _Punch_, but he was quite ready to admit that the difficulty of getting good servants arose from the impossibility, in most cases, of the lady of the house adapting herself to the peculiar disposition of each one of her domestics. The accompanying advertisement--a remarkably modern achievement for 1865--sounded the note of independence too boldly to suit so moderate a reformer:-- "Domestic Servant.--A Person about Twenty, with excellent character, wishes a Situation where not restricted in becoming dress nor services rendered unnecessarily menial. She would prefer a small Country Family Situation, away from the noise and hurry of Birmingham. Should her mistress prove quiet and amiable, a suitable, respectable, permanent servant would inevitably be secured. Lowest wages accepted, ten guineas." The Young Lady's grammar, in "wishing a situation," is somewhat arbitrary, but it is enough for her purpose that the reader should know what she means. The restriction in becoming dress probably alludes to the tyranny of a mistress who objected to her china ornaments being knocked down by Betty and housemaid's extensive crinoline. "Services rendered unnecessarily menial" conveys the idea of the wearer of a crinoline being obliged to clean the doorsteps, the attitude necessitated by the nature of this operation being one of supplication so humble, and prostration so abject, as would never be adopted by any wearer of the steel hoops who "could see herself as others see her." The Young Lady would perhaps like to take her quiet tea and beauty sleep in the drawing-room, about four o'clock of an afternoon, talk over family matters with her quiet and amiable mistress, or skim her a few pages of the _Court Circular_. We sincerely trust that the advertiser has obtained the situation she deserves. [Illustration: "TRAIN UP A CHILD," &c. "Mamma, don't you think Pug ought to be vaccinated?" "What nonsense, dear! They only vaccinate human beings!" "Why, Lady Fakeaway's had all her _servants_ vaccinated, Mamma!"] [Sidenote: _Fashions in Christian Names_] It was in the same spirit that a few years earlier a protest had been raised against the fashion of decorative names amongst the poorer classes:-- Our laundress's infants have no great charms, Yet they have a Eugénie in arms; While Victor Albert swings on a gate, And munches his bacon in village state. 'Twould be hard to say there is any blame, There is no monopoly in a name; But it strikes one sometimes as rather absurd That contrast between the child and the word. And what will it be when years have flown And these finely-named damsels are women grown? When Evelyn Ada must polish the grates While Edith Amelia is washing the plates. [Illustration: AN AUTHORITY