Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Mr. Mill presented to the Commons a petition signed by 21,757
women, who asked for the Franchise. The first signature was that of
Mrs. Somerville, Mechanist of the Heavens; the second that of Miss
Florence Nightingale, Healer on Earth. Right or wrong, the request
ought to have been granted to such petitioners.
[Sidenote: _Open Letter to Mrs. Fawcett_]
So when at a meeting in Manchester in December, 1869, it was resolved to
form a guarantee fund of £5,000, _Punch_ declared that if the Suffrage
was to be had for love or money, women would shortly have it, and went
on with characteristic effrontery to claim the credit of being "the
Liberator of the Ladies":--
When ladies, ere many months shall have passed over their heads,
rush to the poll and tender their votes for the men of their
choice, let them not forget to whom they are mainly indebted for
ability to exercise the birthright of a Britoness. It has ever been
the aim of _Mr. Punch_ to elevate Woman as well as Man. To this end
he has directed pen and pencil to the special exposure of the
peculiarities which distinguish silly from sensible women to
derision. The consequence has been a very general relinquishment of
those ludicrous peculiarities, and an awakening the female mind to
logical perception, and a sense of the absurd and the grotesque.
Hence will sooner or later inevitably result Female Emancipation,
for which Female Intellect will have to thank _Mr. Punch_.
These indiscretions, which were apparently only meant in a Pickwickian
sense, obliged _Punch_ to regularize his position in a letter to "Mrs.
Professor Fawcett" in the following April. He congratulates the
Suffragists on dropping the limitation with which they started and going
in for repealing the electoral disabilities of all women--married as
well as single. In revising their claim they were at once logical and
wise in their generation. But on the broad question _Punch_ comes down
on the anti-Suffragist side of the fence:--
Has it never occurred to you that in parcelling out life into two
great fields, the one inside, the other outside the house-doors,
and in creating two beings so distinct in body, mind, and
affections as men and women, the Framer of the Universe must have
meant the two for different functions? Can you deny, or shut your
eyes to the fact that a similar distinction runs through the whole
animal kingdom? Surely, so long as the masculine creature keeps
aloof from the domain of the feminine, and leaves to her the
nursing and rearing and training of the family, and the ordering
and gracing of the home, there lies a tremendously strong
presumption against the wisdom of the feminine entry on the
masculine domain of business and politics.
The conclusion he comes back to is his old argument: Why give women
votes when they have them already?
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