Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Two hours and more the fight had sped,
Near unto ten it drew,
But still opposed--one-armed to blind--
They stood, the dauntless two.
Ah me! that I have lived to hear
Such men as ruffians scorned,
Such deeds of valour brutal called,
Canted, preached down and mourned!
Ah, that these old eyes ne'er again
A gallant mill shall see!
No more behold the ropes and stakes,
With colours flying free!
But I forget the combat--
How shall I tell its close,
That left the Champion's belt in doubt
Between those well-matched foes?
Fain would I shroud the tale in night,--
The meddling Blues[37] that thrust in sight,--
The ring-keepers o'erthrown;--
The broken ring,--the cumbered fight,--
Heenanus' sudden, blinded flight,--
Sayerius pausing, as he might,
Just when ten minutes used aright
Had made the fight his own!
[Sidenote: _Bull Fight at Islington_]
This curious document, valuable as contemporary evidence, worthless as
prophecy, serves to show how strangely _Punch's_ humanitarianism was
leavened and influenced by primitive instincts in the domain of sport.
[Footnote 37: Policemen.]
[Illustration: UPPER CLASS: "Winged him, my lord!"]
[Illustration: LOWER CLASS: "There's another, 'Arry!"]
Pigeon-shooting and bull-fighting were another matter altogether. In
1870 an abortive attempt was made to introduce the latter at the
Agricultural Hall, Islington, and the Islington-Spanish bull-fight is
treated with a happy mixture of ridicule and contempt in a contribution
to _Punch's_ "Evenings from Home." The proceedings appear to have been
tame enough, and the bulls were probably "doped," yet enough of the real
thing remained to warrant the hostile reception which the entertainment
received. At its close the "Islington Spaniards" dispersed to the
Islington public-houses. _Punch_ returned to the subject a month later.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals had interfered to
good purpose. The Islington bull-fighters had been summoned before a
magistrate and fined, and their "entertainment" had been stopped.
_Punch_ seized the occasion to add a comment which, on the very day on
which, in 1921, I write these lines, is as timely as it was more than
fifty years ago:--
From Islington to Wormwood Scrubbs is not far, and it is much to be
feared by the tame-pigeon-shooting nobility and gentry that the
officers of an impartial Association, vigilant to protect poor
animals from cruelty, will as soon as possible be down upon the Gun
Club.
[Illustration: "TO MEMORY DEAR"
ENTHUSIASTIC CRICKETER: "Ah, last season was a good one! I'd both eyes
blacked in one match, and two fingers smashed in the return match the
same week! But give me 1870 over again. I got the ball on my forehead at
'short leg,' and was senseless for three-quarters of an hour!"]
[Sidenote: _Cricket and Football_]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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