Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
The proposal, since realized, to introduce Agriculture as a subject
for study at Oxford is jocularly treated early in 1887 in the form of
a diary of a candidate who is ploughed for his unorthodox views on
potato culture. As for modern languages, the advantages of a foreign
education--social and artistic as well as commercial--are excellently
summed up in the same year in Du Maurier's picture of the industrious
and accomplished young man from Hamburg, who is not only a skilled
pianist but can speak six languages, live on a pound a week, work
eighteen hours out of the twenty-four, and do without a holiday!
* * * * *
[Illustration: ADVANTAGES OF A FOREIGN EDUCATION
YOUNG MÜLLER (from Hamburg) accompanies the Miss Goldmores in
some of Rubinstein's lovely duets--to the envy and disgust of Brown,
Jones, and Robinson. (N.B.--Young Müller can also speak six languages,
live on a pound a week, work eighteen hours out of twenty-four, and do
without a holiday.)]
In 1875 _Punch_ dwelt sympathetically on the still surviving prevalence
of classical learning amongst statesmen. The occasion was furnished by
Disraeli's florid eulogy of the imagination of the English School of
Art at the Royal Academy banquet:--
"HE TOO WAS BORN IN ARCADIA"
(Matthew Arnold on Disraeli at the R.A. Dinner).
Born in Arcadia! Ay, he knew
Pan's cloven foot-print on the dew,
And heard, the mystic woods across,
Aigipod[=e]s, Philokrotos,
"The bright-haired god of pastoral,"[4]
With pipings to his wood-nymphs call.
Yes, but a nobler sound there came--
The clarion of imperial Fame,
By which our greatest are withdrawn
From the serene Arcadian lawn.
Derby and Gladstone felt the breeze
That urged their sails to Homer's seas;
Yet in the Senate found their fate,
And drank the hot wine of debate.
Perish the thought that England's realm
Should e'er have dullards at the helm!
Far from us be the stolid serf
Who ne'er has trod Arcadian turf,
Nor heard, amid the glimmering trees,
Pan's happy Orestiades.
[Footnote 4: Chapman: Homeric Hymns.]
Probably the exigencies of the metre are responsible for the strange
lapse which made _Punch_ substitute "Orestiades" for "Oreades." Greek
was not then in the "last ditch," though the following advertisement,
which _Punch_ reproduces in the same year, seems to show that its
study did not conduce to opulence:--
A Bachelor, elderly and somewhat infirm, having a moderate
acquaintance with the Latin and Greek languages and who is
likewise expert with a weeding hoe, seeks a HOME and
EMPLOYMENT. A bracing air and easy access to the services of
the Church indispensable.--Address, &c.
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