Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
"Tearing ahead with the green sea sweeping the decks from end to end,
never slacking speed in the face of the heaviest weather, regardless
alike of the risk of crashing into some coming vessel and of the
chance of splitting in half on some suddenly appearing iceberg, as
of the dense fog which conceals both; with fires blazing and stokers
fainting over the stress of work that is wrung out of them--the
passage is made, from start to finish, at high-pressure pace. What is
gained is a few hours' triumph in time over the performance of some
rival Company, and the cost, if the practice be not speedily checked,
will, sooner or later, most assuredly be the loss in Mid-Atlantic of
a whole shipload of loudly protesting but as yet helpless and totally
unheeded passengers."--Notes of some recent Atlantic Passages taken at
random from the Daily Papers.
The speeding-up of agriculture by machinery found little favour in
_Punch's_ eyes. In the two pictures representing the "Delights of the
Peaceful Country" in 1884, the point of view is that of the sportsman.
Horses, maddened by the noise and smoke of steam ploughs and traction
engines, are seen bolting in all directions. The leader of a tandem is
shown standing on his hind-legs. Nowadays we expect to see sensitive
motorcars behaving in a similar way in the presence of Highland cattle.
_Punch_ did not retain a City editor on his staff, but the great
increase of limited liability companies in the 'eighties did not escape
his notice. The movement had gone so far that in 1886 a cartoon shows
a "Baked Tater Merchant" about to convert his business into a limited
liability company and retire into private life. The gold boom in
Johannesburg in 1889 inspired him with no misgivings, and an optimistic
article in the _Daily News_ prompted him to picture the Transvaal, a
Colonial Cinderella, transformed by Gold the fairy godmother. England
was visited in the same year by a party of American engineers on their
way to the Paris Exhibition, and their impressions are summarized in a
set of verses entitled, "Yankee Notions," in which _Punch_ undertakes
to interpret their admiration and gratitude. They would be admirable if
they had been written by an American, but acknowledgments of this sort
lose nine-tenths of their virtue when the host usurps the privilege of
the guest. Yet as a record of British achievement the lines are worth
quoting:--
We have seen the Mersey Tunnel, 'tis a tidy little funnel;
The Manchester Ship Canal, and Bridge of Forth, John Bull,
And we find the land of Smeaton not so easily is beaten.
We have travelled East and West, and South and North, John Bull.
In your skill we've grown believers, and those Forth Bridge
cantilevers
Lick the topping towers of Washington and Eiffel, John Bull.
And now we would say thankee on behalf of every Yankee
Who has had your hospitality, no trifle, John Bull.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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