Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
10th. A very eventful day. Some Indian potentate, with a peculiar
turban, was made, by Mamma, an honorary Member of Knights of the
Third Class of the Order of St. Michael and St. George. I attended.
As usual, it was all over in three minutes. I wonder whether he could
have taken a walk with Mamma, stayed to luncheon with Mamma, had a
drive with Mamma, and have dined with Mamma, if Mamma had thought of
ordering him! But there was no opportunity. The gentleman, too, who
brought him, seemed so very anxious to get him back to Claridge's
Hotel as quickly as possible. Perhaps he feared the honour might
be too much for the Asiatic mind. _N'importe!_ Ah! happy Indian
potentate, breathing the free air of Claridge's Hotel!
11th to 18th. More walking with Mamma, taking luncheon with Mamma,
driving with Mamma, and dining with Mamma. Some Germans to dinner once
or twice. I shall learn Chinese. And that reminds me. I wonder whether
Aladdin's Princess, with her tiny little feet, managed, after all, to
get better about Pekin than I can about London.
19th. Osborne. Dear A---- came with the children and pressed for me to
be allowed to join them on the yacht, and see the regatta, and have a
real sail, and spend a quite too lovely day! No use; so she went back,
and I took a walk as usual with Mamma, had luncheon as usual with
Mamma, and dined as usual with Mamma. Everything very much as usual.
Stay, though; I am forgetting. I must add a two hours' steam up and
down on the _Alberta_, a mile and a half away from everything, which
the _Court Journal_ will no doubt describe as "witnessing the regatta"
with Mamma!
20th to 27th. The usual Osborne routine. Of course, I am perfectly
happy doing nothing else but walking, taking luncheon, driving and
dining continually with Mamma; though I should like to be able to
get away a little now and then. In one of our drives round the island
we passed several groups of happy girls enjoying themselves, in the
society of their relatives and friends, in various healthful and
innocent ways (with the permission of their Mammas). Yes, I must take
in hand "The New Cinderella"!
28th and 29th. Off again to Balmoral, without waiting for the State
ball on the 30th. Journey full of novelty.
30th. Once more in the bonnie Highlands! Attend the Servants' Ball,
and wonder why, while they may enjoy a dance, I mayn't. Wonder how
the State Ball is going on. Go to rest wondering, and finally dream
that I am walking, taking luncheon, driving, dining and making immense
progress in Chinese, simultaneously, with Mamma till further notice!
[Sidenote: _The Empress of Austria's Visits_]
In this context it should be noted that _Princess Beatrice's Birthday
Book_, illustrated by Walter Crane, Caldecott and Kate Greenaway, is
commended by _Punch_ at the close of the year.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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