Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
_Thursday._ Gladstone moved Resolution allotting Wedding Dowry of six
thousand a year to Princess Beatrice. On the whole rather a depressing
business. More like a funeral than the preliminary to a wedding party.
House listened in politely glum silence. Gladstone seemed to feel
this, and laboured along making most of argument that this was the
last. Also (being the last) promised Committee for next year to go
into whole matter. Labby opposed vote, and O'Brien testified afresh
to his disappointment at failure of efforts made to spoil success of
Prince of Wales' visit to Ireland. W. Redmond gave the proposal a
great fillip by opposing it, and House divided: 337 for making the
little present; 38, chiefly Parnellites, against.
By way of set-off, _Punch_ descanted melodiously on the "Royal
Ring-Doves," alluding to Princess Beatrice as
England's home-staying daughter, bride, yet bound
As with silk ties, within the dear home-round
By many a gentle reason.
Here one cannot forget that terrible _Court Journal_ of four years
back, or acquit _Punch_ of irony in the light of the fact (recorded
in the _Annual Register_) that the Queen only gave her consent to
the marriage on condition of Princess Beatrice's living in England.
The discomforts and stinginess of the Court are satirized in an acid
extract from the "Letter of a Lady-in-Waiting" in January, 1886, and
there is a good deal of veiled sarcasm in the long account of the
opening of the Colonial and Indian Exhibition in the summer. The whole
ceremony is made to appear tedious, badly rehearsed and trivial, and
the Queen is described as speaking with a "slightly foreign accent."
Cordiality revives, however, in the verses "Astræa Redux," on the
Queen's "happy restoration to public life," _à propos_ of her visit to
Liverpool; and in the reference to her patronage of the Carl Rosa Opera
Company at the Lyceum.
[Sidenote: _Punch's Jubilee Ode_]
With the year of the Queen's Golden Jubilee _Punch's_ chivalrous
devotion to the person of the sovereign, which had never failed even
in his most democratic days, reawakened in full force. In his Jubilee
ode he emphasizes throughout the peaceful aim of the celebration:--
Not with the ruthless Roman's proud parade
Of flaunting ensigns and of fettered foes,
Nor radiantly arrayed
In pomp of purple, such as fitly flows
From the stern Conqueror's shoulders, comes our Queen
Whilst England's ways with June's glad garniture are green.
Not with the scent of battle, or the taint
Of cruel carnage round about her car,
Making the sick air faint
With the dread breath of devastating war,
Rolls on our Royal Lady, whilst the shout
Of a free people's love compasses her about.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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