Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
In the earlier volumes of this survey it has been shown how deep-seated
was the prejudice against the Army amongst respectable middle-class
and working people. In his earlier and anti-militarist days _Punch_
had shared this feeling, and even denounced the recruiting-sergeant
as an ogre or worse. From the Crimean War onward this hostility gave
place to the wiser and saner view that the men who served their country
bravely and faithfully should be decently treated, properly fed, and
encouraged in self-respect by the community which they defended.
How far public opinion fell short in this regard may be seen in the
excellent appeal headed "Men Wanted" which _Punch_ issued in January,
1875. The Army was greatly in need of recruits, and the evidence taken
before the Recruiting Commission proved that "the want of respect shown
by civilians to Her Majesty's uniform had a great deal to do with the
Army's loss of popularity." Whereupon _Punch_ proceeds to point out:--
1. That the intellectual training of Soldiers is now a matter of
paramount importance, and that the Privates of many Regiments can
compare favourably with civilians as regards education.
2. That through the exertions of H.R.H. the Duke of Cambridge,
Recreation Rooms and Libraries have been established in all the
Barracks, with the object (an object that has been attained) of
fostering refinement in the ranks.
3. That, during the recent series of Autumn Manoeuvres, the Armies
in the Field have gained golden opinions from all with whom they have
come in contact.
4. That most Soldiers, when they leave the Service, are found to be
admirably adapted to fill the positions of clerks, railway-guards,
policemen, and other posts of importance and responsibility.
5. That a Colour-Sergeant is a Non-Commissioned Officer in command of
some sixty or a hundred men, who has been promoted after many years'
service in the ranks, in recognition of zeal, cleverness, and good
conduct.
Having made these observations, Field-Marshal _Punch_ is forced to
record his deep regret:--
1. That a Magistrate speaking from the Bench should have thought
proper to inform a Recruit that to join the Army was to take a false
step in life, which might possibly entail the breaking of his parents'
hearts.
2. That a Non-Commissioned Officer should be refused admission
to the best seats in a place of public entertainment because he
(the Non-Commissioned Officer in question) happened at the time of
purchasing his ticket to be wearing the should-be honoured uniform of
Her Majesty the Queen.
Field-Marshal _Punch_ consequently feels it to be his duty to issue the
following orders:--
1. In future, City Aldermen, in their official capacities, will
refrain from making remarks calculated to bring the Army into
ridicule, hatred, or contempt.
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