Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Though manners were in a state of flux, etiquette still survived.
The orthodox horror felt by the smart man about town at anyone of his
own class carrying a parcel in the streets was, if _Punch_ is to be
believed, still prevalent in 1908; the characteristic British avoidance
of sentiment is illustrated a year later in the salutation, "Hallo! old
man. How are you, and how are your people, and all that sort of silly
rot?" Characteristic, again, of British understatement is the reply
of a V.C. to the question, "Say, how did you get that el'gant little
cross?" put to him by a fair American: "Oh, I dunno. Pullin' some silly
rotter out of a hole." The change that had come over the relations
between Society and professional actors, musicians and authors is
shown in the picture of the long-haired genius who remarks, "And is
this the first time you've met me, Duchess?" The Duchess is reduced to
speechlessness, and takes refuge in a petrifying stare. That was in
1908, and the picture forms a good pendant to the affable Duchess of Du
Maurier, who in a similar position had remarked: "You must really get
someone to introduce you to me." Writing on the necessary attributes of
a Lion of the Season in 1899, _Punch_ placed an interesting personality
first: literary lions were no longer popular, as most people now wrote
books. Pursuing the inquiry farther, he gives special preference to
travellers and athletes:--
[Sidenote: _Social Lions_]
_Q._ Then what is the best mode of becoming a Lion?
_A._ By discovering a new continent or suffering imprisonment amongst
cannibals for five or six years.
_Q._ And what is the reward of such a time of misery?
_A._ A fortnight's _fêting_ in Belgravia and Mayfair.
_Q._ Is this sufficient?
_A._ More than enough. The fawning of Society begins to pall after a
week's experience of its cloying sweetness.
_Q._ Is there any celebrity other than literary or exploratory capable
of securing the attention of Mrs. Leo Hunter and her colleagues?
_A._ Prowess in the cricket field is a recognized path to social
success.
_Q._ And has not an amateur cricketer an advantage over other
competitors for fashionable fame?
_A._ Yes; he can claim his days for matches and his nights for rest.
_Q._ From the tone of your last answer it would seem that you do not
consider the lot of a Society Lion a happy one?
_A._ You are right; but the _fêted_ one has the satisfaction of
knowing that the fevered notoriety of a brief season is usually
followed by the restful obscurity of a long lifetime.
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