Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
History
Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Nor do our greatest men gain the public honours which are their due.
In ancient Greece a great athlete was a national hero. The name of
Ladas has come down to us through the ages with those of Socrates and
Xenophon. Think of the sad contrast in modern England. Why is not Plum
Warner (I knew him in long clothes) a Knight of the Garter? Why is not
Ranji (exquisitely delicate Ranji--the Walter Pater of the cricket
field) Viceroy of India? There are living cricketers, with an average
of over eighty, and a dozen centuries in one season to their credit,
who have never even been sworn of the Privy Council.
On every side I trace the growth of the same spirit. England is
devoting itself to art, politics, literature and theology, and in
the rush and hurry of our modern life there is a sad danger that
sport will be underrated or overlooked. My countrymen must learn to
concentrate their minds on the things which really matter. In your
nobler moments would you not rather stand at the wicket than at the
table of the House of Commons, or on the political platform of the
City Temple, or on the stage of the Alhambra? Save her sport and you
save England.
Modern journalistic methods are reduced to absurdity in the account of
the staff of a daily paper, who are all football players, cricketers,
clairvoyants, crystal-gazers, music-hall artists, or burglars. In the
verses on "Journalistic Evolution," in 1907, the tendency to condense
everything is specially noted. Leaders have become "leaderettes," and
will in turn yield to "leaderettelets"; the writer prophesies a day
when _The Times_ will only consist of headlines.
Dasent's _Life of Delane_ appeared in 1908, and _Punch's_ reviewer
reminds us of the commanding position occupied by that great editor,
who was consulted by all Premiers, except Gladstone, and to whom
Palmerston actually offered office. The gist and sting of the review,
however, is to be found in a sentence not merely true but almost tragic
in its bearings on the history of English journalism:--
Delane accepted the favour of contributions by Cabinet Ministers to
his news-chest, but he recognized that the power and influence of _The
Times_ were based upon the foundations of public spirit, concern for
national interest, and absolute impartiality in dealing with statesmen.
[Illustration: PENNY WISDOM
("In view of the grave importance of the present political situation,
_The Times_ will be reduced in price to a penny."--Press Association.)]
_The Times_ passed under the financial control of Lord Northcliffe at
the beginning of 1908, and in the spring of 1914, "in view of the
grave importance of the political situation," its price was reduced to
one penny. _Punch's_ comment took the form of a cartoon in which the
new Dictator of Printing House Square is shown as a salesman at the
door of the "Northcliffe Stores" with the legend on a slate, "Thunder
is cheap to-day."
[Sidenote: _Homage to Andrew Lang_]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account