Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
... Before the dancing began an ode to the artiste from the emotional
pen of Sir Ernest Cassel was read by Sir John Fisher, containing these
memorable lines:--
Barefooted Bacchanal, would that I were Kipling
To celebrate thy marvellous arm-rippling!
... The new dances were four in number, and in them She personated in
turn Pharaoh's Daughter in her famous fandango known tastefully as the
Bull Rush; Jephthah's Daughter in her final macabre Hebrew fling, on
hearing of her father's vow and her own fate; Uriah's wife in her _pas
de liberté_ after the battle; and Jezebel in her defiant tarantella
before a waxen Elijah--all new and all marvellously restrained (not
only in dress) and full of scriptural tact.... At the end of the turn
the applause lasted fourteen minutes, and She was led on eleven times.
Free restoratives were then distributed in the theatre, ambulances
removed those admirers who were too far gone to remain any longer, and
the programme proceeded. Late at night She was drawn to her residence
at Frognal in a carriage from which the horses had been removed, the
Prime Minister, Mr. Walkley, Mr. Alfred Butt and a number of other
talented gentlemen taking their places. Never was there such a triumph.
[Sidenote: _The "Follies"_]
Happily there were antidotes to the plague of Biblical Bacchanals;
none better than that supplied for several seasons by the late Mr.
Pélissier and his "Follies," to whom _Punch_ expressed his gratitude
in 1910. It was a "priceless" entertainment, with its "Potted
Plays," admirable burlesques of the music-hall stage, opera, the
Russian ballet, and on occasion, as in "Everybody's Benefit," really
acute satire of the histrionic temperament. "The Follies" have had
reincarnations and successors and imitators, but _Punch's_ doggerel
is not a bad picture of the troupe at its best, before the late Miss
Gwennie Mars left them, and when Mr. Lewis Sydney, Mr. Dan Everard, Mr.
Morris Harvey, and Miss Muriel George contributed nightly to the gaiety
of the London public:--
When life seems drear and hollow,
When Fortune wears a frown,
I haste to the Apollo
And plank my dollar down.
Outside the tempest vollies
Against uplifted brollies;
I care not, for "the Follies"
Are back in London town.
Pélissier, prince of "Potters,"
You earn our grateful thanks,
You and your fellow plotters--
Co-partners in your pranks--
For slating smart inanity,
Or Fashion's last insanity,
Or histrionic vanity,
Or madness _à la_ Manx.
From introspective thinking
In every minor key,
Good Sydney, grimly blinking,
You set my spirit free.
If laughing makes one fatter,
Then listening to your patter,
O very harebrained hatter,
Has added pounds to me.
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