Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
_Q._ But are not their interests yours?
_A._ Yes, and that is the way we guard over them.
_Q._ But surely it is the case of cutting off the nose to spite the
mouth?
_A._ And why not, if the mouth is too well fed.
_Q._ But are not arguments better than bludgeons?
_A._ No. And bludgeons are less effective than revolvers.
_Q._ But may not the use of revolvers produce the military?
_A._ Yes, but they can do nothing without a magistrate reading the
Riot Act.
_Q._ But, the Riot Act read, does not the work become serious?
_A._ Probably. But at any rate the work is lawful, because
unremunerative.
_Q._ But how are the wives and children of strikers to live if their
husbands and fathers earn no wages?
_A._ On strike money.
_Q._ But does all the strike money go to the maintenance of the hearth
and home?
_A._ Of course not, for a good share of it is wanted for the
baccy-shop and the public-house.
_Q._ But if strikes continue will not trade suffer?
_A._ Very likely, but trade represents the masters.
_Q._ And if trade is driven away from the country, will it come back?
_A._ Most likely not, but that is a matter for the future.
_Q._ But is not the future of equal importance to the present?
_A._ Not at all, for a day's thought is quite enough for a day's work.
_Q._ Then a strike represents either nothing or idleness?
_A._ Yes, bludgeons or beer.
_Q._ And what is the value of reason?
_A._ Why, something less than smoke.
Simultaneously _Punch_ published a cartoon (rather prematurely) in
which Mars, expressing his readiness to arbitrate, appeals to Vulcan to
do the same. Lord Rosebery's successful intervention as a mediator in
the coal strike in December, 1893, is handsomely acknowledged in the
cartoon in which he figures as the "G.O.M.'s handy boy." Lord Rosebery
was still at the height of his personal popularity; it was not until
1905 that _Punch_ described him as "unemployable." Unemployment had
reached formidable dimensions, and then, as now, proved serviceable
material to the political agitator. Mr. Asquith, as Home Secretary,
had allowed political meetings in Trafalgar Square "so long as the
proceedings were orderly," and _Punch_ represented the disappointment
of the extremists at having the ground cut from under their feet by
this condition. A year later _Punch_ depicted the Trafalgar Square of
the future, with anarchy rampant in every corner, and early in 1894
the verses "The Devil's Latest Walk (after Coleridge and Southey),"
fiercely attacking Socialist agitators as animated by sheer malice, are
accompanied by a picture of a fiendish figure with horns and tail.
[Illustration: THE UNEMPLOYABLE
(Dedicated to Lord R-s-b-ry)]
[Sidenote: _Gambling and Improvidence_]
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