Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Mr. Andrew Carnegie's gift of £2,000,000 to the Scottish universities
in the same year is eulogized in the cartoon of "The Macmillion,"
but the prose comment, in which the extensions of the scheme are
foreshadowed, is not lacking in an element of irony.
Mr. Rhodes's historic bequest to Oxford is discussed in an imaginary
letter from a Cambridge to an Oxford don. The Cambridge don ridicules
the notion that it would revolutionize Oxford, convert it into the
University of the Empire, or transform the hoary old home of lost
causes into a realization of the ideals of young barbarians from the
bounding prairie or of the pipe-sucking beer-nurtured students of the
Fatherland. The new-comers would find their level and, if really decent
fellows, would do well enough. "Oxford will still remain Oxford, and
that, at any rate, we may be thankful for." Nor did the Cambridge man
anticipate any serious change in inter-'Varsity relations:--
As to ourselves at Cambridge, why, I fancy we shall be able to
rub along quite comfortably, thank you. If I may use a commercial
expression, we've got our own line of Australians and Canadians and
Americans, and even of Afrikanders, and I think we shall be able to
continue business at the old shop in the old style without any of the
new-fangled additions that Mr. Rhodes has conferred upon Oxford. I'll
wager that when fifty years are past we shall still be able to meet
you on the river, at cricket, at football, nay, even at chess and
billiards, on the same terms of average equality. And in after life we
shall still manage to compete.
This letter, by the way, was virtually a rejoinder to a set of
verses, published a few weeks earlier, in which _Punch_ indulged in
a fantastic forecast of the results of the invasion of the Rhodes
scholars--including an entire revision of the system of examinations
in accordance with the terms of Mr. Rhodes's will. The Craven would be
awarded for manliness and the Ireland for muscle:--
Then at last shall Oxford Greats men
Really be Imperial statesmen.
The sequel has shown that the views ascribed to the Cambridge don were
much nearer the mark.
[Sidenote: _The Awakening of Oxford_]
[Illustration: THE BREAKING OF THE CHARM
THE SLEEPING BEAUTY Oxford University.
THE FAIRY PRINCE Lord Curzon.
THE CHANCELLOR (after reading aloud his "Memorandum"): "Awake,
adorable dreamer!"]
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