Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from PunchAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from Punch
Anstey, F.
Humorous songs -- England -- Texts; Musicals -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Revues -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
_Bl._ Gone! Ah, I am rightly punished! What would I not give now to
have homely little Brunette, and dear old wooden-headed Timburina back
again! _She_ wouldn’t melt in the sun.... Where are they now? Great
Heavens! that threat--that rash resolve ... I remember all! ’Twas in
the direction of the Pond they vanished. (_Peeping anxiously between
trees._) Are they still in sight? ... Yes, I see them? Brunette has
reached the water’s edge ... What is she purposing! Now she kneels on
the rough gravel; she is making Timburina kneel too! How calm and
resolute they both appear! (_Shuddering._) I dare not look further--but
ah, I must--_I must_!... Horror! I saw her boots flash for an instant in
the bright sunlight: and now the ripples have closed, smiling, over her
little black stockings!... Help!--save her, somebody!--help!... Joy! a
gentleman has appeared on the scene--how handsome, how brave he looks!
He has taken in the situation at a glance! With quiet composure he
removes his coat--oh, _don’t_ trouble about folding it up!--and why,
_why_ remove your gloves, when there is not a moment to be lost? Now,
with many injunctions, he entrusts his watch to a bystander, who
retires, overcome by emotion. And now--oh, gallant, heroic soul!--now he
is sending his toy-terrier into the seething water! (_Straining_
_eagerly forward._) Ah, the dog paddles bravely out--he has reached the
spot ... oh, he has passed it!--he is trying to catch a duck! Dog, dog,
_is_ this a time for pursuing ducks? At last he understands--he dives
... he brings up--agony! a small tin cup! Again ... _this_ time,
surely--what, only an old pot-hat!... Oh, this dog is a fool! And still
the Round Pond holds its dread secret! Once more ... yes--no, yes, it
_is_ Timburina! Thank Heaven, she yet breathes! But Brunette?
Can she have stuck in the mud at the bottom? Ha, she, too, is
rescued--saved--ha-ha-ha!--saved, saved, saved!
[_Swoons hysterically amid deafening applause._
[Illustration: “Saved--ha-ha-ha!”]
_Enter_ FRANK MANLY _supporting_ BRUNETTE, _who carries_ TIMBURINA.
_Bl._ (_wildly_). What, do I see you safe, beloved Brunette?
_Br._ Yes, thanks to his courage, I’m not even _wet_!
_Frank_ (_modestly_). Nay, spare your compliments. To rescue Beauty,
When in distress, is every hero’s duty!
_Bl._ Brunette, forgive--I’m cured of all my folly!
_Br._ (_heartily_). Of course I will, my dear, and so will dolly!
[_Grand Trio and Step-dance, with “tippity-tappity,” and
“clickity-clack” refrain as finale._
VI.--COMING OF AGE.
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