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'Want a light!' hiccuped Jack, who had now got a glow-worm end to his.
'Thanks,' said Sponge, availing himself of the friendly overture.
Our friends now whiffed and puffed away together--whiffing and puffing
where whiffing and puffing had never been known before. The brandy began to
disappear pretty quickly; it was better than the wine.
'That's a n--n--nice--ish horse of yours,' stammered Jack, as he mixed
himself a second tumbler.
'Which?' asked Sponge.
'The bur--bur--brown,' spluttered Jack.
'He is _that_,' replied Sponge; 'best horse in this country by far.'
'The che--che--chest--nut's not a ba--ba--bad un. I dare say,' observed
Jack.
'No, he's not,' replied Sponge; 'a deuced good un.'
'I know a man who's rayther s--s--s--sweet on the b--b--br--brown,'
observed Jack, squinting frightfully.
Sponge sat silent for a few seconds, pretending to be wrapt up in his
'sublime tobacco.'
'Is he a buyer, or just a jawer?' he asked at last.
'Oh, a _buyer_,' replied Jack.
'I'll _sell_,' said Sponge, with a strong emphasis on the sell.
'How much?' asked Jack, sobering with the excitement.
'Which?' asked Sponge.
'The brown,' rejoined Jack.
'Three hundred,' said Sponge; adding, 'I gave two for him.'
'Indeed!' said Jack.
A long pause then ensued. Jack thinking whether he should put the question
boldly as to what Sponge would give him for effecting a sale, or should
beat about the bush a little. At last he thought it would be most prudent
to beat about the bush, and see if Sponge would make an offer.
'Well,' said Jack, 'I'll s--s--s--see what I can do.'
'That's a good fellow,' said Sponge; adding, 'I'll remember you if you do.'
'I dare say I can s--s--s--sell them both, for that matter,' observed Jack,
encouraged by the promise.
'Well,' replied Sponge, 'I'll take the same for the chestnut; there isn't
the toss-up of a halfpenny for choice between them.'
'Well,' said Jack,' we'll s--s--s--see them next week.'
'Just so,' said Sponge.
'You r--r--ride well up to the h--h--hounds,' continued Jack; 'and let his
lordship s--s--see w--w--what they can do.'
'I will,' said Sponge, wishing he was at work.
'Never mind his rowing,' observed Jack; 'he c--c--can't help it.'
'Not I,' replied Sponge, puffing away at his cigar.
When men once begin to drink brandy-and-water (after wine) there's an end
of all note of time. Our friends--for we 'may now call them so,' sat sip,
sip, sipping--mix, mix, mixing; now strengthening, now weakening, now
warming, now flavouring, till they had not only finished the hot water but
a large jug of cold, that graced the centre of the table between two
frosted tumblers, and had nearly got through the brandy too.
'May as well fi--fi--fin--nish the bottle,' observed Jack, holding it up to
the candle. 'Just a thi--thi--thim--bleful apiece,' added he, helping
himself to about three-quarters of what there was.
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