Mr. World and Miss Church-Member: A Twentieth Century AllegoryHarris, W. S. (William Shuler)
Religion
Mr. World and Miss Church-Member: A Twentieth Century Allegory
Harris, W. S. (William Shuler)
Christian fiction
“Quite an easy task for one who has given honest study to the question,”
said Mr. Wine Expert. “Wine is a mocker. Just as wisdom mocks at the
calamity of those who reject it in Prov. 1:26. So, wine, personified
in a similar manner, mocks at the folly of those who refuse it.
(Applause.) Strong drink is raging. Just as in Jonah 1:15, the sea was
raging in protest against Jonah because he refused to preach the truth
to the people. So in this passage, ‘strong drink is raging,’ because
so many church-members and ministers refuse to preach the real truth
to the people on the subject of strong drink. (Prolonged applause.)
If there were as much said against me falsely, as has been spoken
against strong drink, I would not only rage, but would go raging and
foaming over this stage in protest. (Tremendous applause and shouting
from the people of the world.) I tell you more, my friends, strong
drink will keep on raging as long as old Voices and ‘The New Voice’
of cranks and idiots are heard to squeak out their childish nonsense
to an enlightened people.” (Furious applause and demonstrations.)
“The last part of the passage is easily to be understood,” continued
the speaker. “‘Whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.’ How could
a person be wise who allows himself to be deceived and hoodwinked
concerning as good a thing as wine or strong drink?”
“Nobody, we need not fear,” cried out a brewer from one side of the
room.
“There is however a host,” continued Mr. Wine Expert, “who are woefully
deceived, and who are endeavoring to force their deceptions upon the
state.”
“And I am one of them,” shouted a tall man from Kansas, U. S. A., as
he violently jumped to his feet, and remained standing.
“I would suggest,” calmly interrupted the venerable leader, “that our
special photographer take a snap shot of this man. We are always glad
to keep a record of such monstrosities. He looks like a fair specimen
of a deceived man. (Laughter.) He is lean and bony, and if any one of
you never before saw such a man, take a full view of him now. Suppose
you,” he said, as he continued pointing at the Kansas man, “slowly
make a full revolution on your feet so that each one can here see all
sides of you,--if you have more than one side.” (Great applause amongst
the people of the world.)
The man from Kansas stood still till the voice of the insulting outcry
died away.
“I can stand abuse; I can stand irony and sarcasm; but I thank God
that where I live I need no longer endure the insults of the Rum Devil.
(Suppressed applause.) If Mr. Venerable thinks I am the only man present
who comes under his classification of ‘deceived persons,’ I will
demonstrate to him his folly, for there are many thousands here who
have not yet bowed the knee to Baal.”
“Out of order!” “Put him out!” “Away with him!” came from the audience.
“If there is a person here opposed to the Rum Traffic, let him rise,”
fearlessly continued the tall man.
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