Mr. World and Miss Church-Member: A Twentieth Century AllegoryHarris, W. S. (William Shuler)
Religion
Mr. World and Miss Church-Member: A Twentieth Century Allegory
Harris, W. S. (William Shuler)
Christian fiction
“The time has not yet come,” replied the manager. “Our experts have
been perfecting this fine piece of mechanism for many years, but it
is not yet quite satisfactory. We shall continue until it is well-nigh
perfect. In the meantime we are trying to prepare the way so that the
people will gladly receive such an addition to their church machinery.
It is our intention to be able to supply _angelettes_, (for that is
the name by which this invention will be known) of any size, and with
apparel suitable for any special or ordinary occasion of church worship.
The angelette is to be so perfected that it will render vocal music
without a break. That will be a happy day when people can worship God
without aging themselves hoarse or without being annoyed by the discords
so prevalent in congregational and choir singing and, moreover, have
none of the evil effects that come from choir quarrels.”
“I can plainly see,” commented Miss Church-Member as they moved toward
another floor, “that the church is only in the morning twilight of its
progress. The wonders of today will pale into insignificance at the
coming of the greater things.” They dropped to a lower floor and stepped
from the elevator.
“This floor is devoted to the ‘_Order of Church Service_’” explained
the manager. “It is indeed surprising to see what a variety of devices
are here suggested to get the churches to pin themselves down to a
fixed law of service in such a way that all else must bend to it or
appear ridiculous. Some churches, claiming to be led by the Spirit,
are constantly out of order. One cannot even imagine what is coming
next. That is a foolish, haphazard way of conducting a religious
service. We are doing all we can to correct these errors. I will take
you at once to the expert’s room and let you see the latest piece of
mechanism which we hope very soon to offer for public use.”
Far out in one end of the building I saw the three enter a room where
men were busily engaged at work.
“Will you kindly show these two visitors the workings of your new
invention called the ‘Service Regulator,’” requested the manager as
he looked at the chief inventor.
A large curtain was raised and there it hung. No larger than a family
clock. The inventor opened a door of the Regulator, and carefully
explained its works. He called their attention especially to a roll
of blackboard canvas that passed from an upper to a lower cylinder
when the Regulator was running.
I heard the inventor, in explaining, use these words: “The minister
arranges the program in advance and then marks the whole order of
service on the canvas roll, allowing as much time for each part of the
service as he thinks proper. The canvas is then replaced and the
Regulator hung on the wall. When the minute comes to commence services,
the Regulator is wound with a key and it starts to run. The canvas,
in passing down at a fixed rate, informs the congregation of every
change in the service, just as it had been previously planned.”
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