“You come seeking knowledge of the church. I assure you, my young friend, that I will gladly answer any questions. May I take the privilege of asking you whether you have ever belonged to any church?” She flushed with shame. “I will be true and tell you all. I had a great experience some years ago, when I was seeking Christ. In answer to my earnest petitions, I saw the most welcome beams of light that ever touched my poor soul. I knew I was converted to Christ and continued in his service ever since, although somewhat differently since I came into fellowship with Mr. World. I joined the church in which I was converted and still hold my membership there.” “How did you get so well acquainted with the happy Mr. World?” Miss Church-Member answered half in quaint humor and half in pathos: “I, at one time, thought he was a very wicked fellow, and in a prayerful mood I endeavored to rescue him. I knew he would not come by his own effort to my way of thinking, so I entered into an alliance with him for the purpose of quietly leading him unto the King’s Highway. I soon saw the bigotry of my former self, and through the kindness of Mr. World I have already been aided in my vision and improved in dress, and, better than all, I have enjoyed the privilege of worshiping my God in a more fitting temple, where true freedom is preached and practiced.” “Then it is your purpose to continue being a Christian, although you have left the King’s Highway?” asked the delighted clergyman. “As long as I live I will hold to my religion,” she said emphatically. “Then you are sound indeed both in purpose and doctrine. Did you wish to be visibly connected with our church?” “I wish to know first its rules and conditions of entrance.” The minister opened his Guide Book and, duly adjusting his spectacles, read in a pleasing manner: “Anyone wishing to unite with this church must comply with the following rules and regulations: “RULE I.--He must reach a reasonable degree of respectability, or endeavor to do so. “RULE II.--He must not wear clothing so plain as to attract undue attention. “RULE III.--He must not tolerate or countenance the common nuisances so prevalent in the churches of the King’s Highway. “RULE IV.--He must ever manifest a liberal spirit so as to keep in touch with the progress of the world. “RULE V.--He may engage in any practice that will give enlightenment on either the dark or the bright side of life. Members of this church ought to have a well-rounded education. “RULE VI.--He must never take advantage in buying or selling, except in such cases like Jacob’s, where he can bring good to himself or profit to the church. “RULE VII.--He must never give way to his temper, except in such cases where his personal liberty or his church is attacked. “RULE VIII.--He is to cultivate grace and etiquette through whatever channel possible.