When at last the train came in and the boys, brown and jolly and full of
rejoicing at getting home, jumped on to the platform, and the first
exciting greetings had passed, Jane-Anne suddenly flung her arms round
Edmund’s neck and burst into tears upon his shoulder.
Edmund looked across the weeping damsel at his guardian in comical
dismay. "I say," he exclaimed. "If she does this when she meets me,
whatever will she do when we go away?"
"I beg your pardon, Master Edmund," sobbed Jane-Anne, hastily
withdrawing her arms, "but we have wanted it so, and now it’s come."
"Well, that’s nothing to cry for," Montagu said, patting her back
consolingly. "Cheer up."
Jane-Anne dried her eyes, and the four went home in a cab laden with
luggage.
The next few days drove Mrs. Dew almost to desperation. It was
impossible to make Jane-Anne "keep herself to herself," as that good
woman considered decorous and desirable.
Wherever the young gentlemen were, there was Jane-Anne, and it wasn’t
altogether her own fault. They sought her out. She fielded at
impromptu cricket matches, and discussed high subjects with Montagu.
She proudly displayed her knowledge of the Greek alphabet, and assisted
to stick in stamps in a long-neglected album. She even confided to the
boys her misfortune with the "Magnolia Bloom," nor was she wholly
crushed by their scorn for her silliness. _Apropos_ of this, one day,
she said:
"I wouldn’t mind so much being brown if only I had curly hair."
"The Greeks always had curly hair," Montagu announced authoritatively.
"I can’t think why you’ve been left out, ’ribbed and rippled like the
wet sea-sand,’" he quoted.
"I wonder," Edmund remarked, with a gravity that would have warned a
wiser person, "that you never wash it in beer, then it would curl like
anything."
"_Would_ it?" exclaimed Jane-Anne, in great excitement. "Is that why
yours is so curly?"
Edmund winked at Montagu, who grinned appreciatively. "Of course it
is," he cried; "all our chaps wash their heads in beer every Saturday,
that’s why we’ve all got such ripping hair. Look at it." And Edmund
thrust his head under Jane-Anne’s nose.
She ran her hand gently over the short, fair hair that was indeed
"ribbed and rippled like the wet sea-sand," then she sniffed delicately,
remarking: "I wonder it doesn’t smell of it."
"Oh, the smell soon goes off," Edmund answered airily.
"Why don’t you do it?" she asked Montagu. "Your hair’s as straight as
mine."
"He’s too slack," Edmund remarked.
"Oh, I can’t be bothered," Montagu said carelessly; "I don’t want curly
hair. If I did I should wash it in beer."
At that moment Mr. Wycherly called the boys to go out with him, and they
rushed off leaving Jane-Anne to digest this seemingly simple specific
for curly hair.
Reflection unfollowed by action was impossible to Jane-Anne.
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