Gantry Bill’s master had no idea his dog made assignations with the
young lady of the Greek profile and the long, thick pig-tail. Otherwise
he would have insisted upon an introduction. She showed no signs of
playing Eurydice to his Orpheus, sang he never so. None of his pals knew
Mr. Wycherly, and Mr. Wycherly’s friends in Oxford he did not know; and
just because the thing seemed so impossible he ardently desired to meet
Jane-Anne, and he had never wanted much to know any girl before. He was
not a ladies’ man.
After all, it was Gantry Bill who brought the thing about.
Mrs. Dew was very particular about eggs. Shop eggs she declined to use
even for the "egg and bread crumb" of fish, and all eggs in Holywell
came from an old woman who lived on the Iffley Road, kept large numbers
of fowls, and sold her eggs to a chosen few who would fetch them.
It was one of Jane-Anne’s duties to fetch eggs twice a week. It
happened, however, that Mrs. Dew "ran short" one day when she
particularly wanted to make an omelette for Mr. Wycherly’s dinner. So
after tea she sent Jane-Anne, with a shilling tucked into her glove, to
bring the required eggs. Jane-Anne walked quickly and procured the eggs
without adventure of any kind, carrying them in a little round basket
shaped like the hilt of a single-stick.
It was hot, and on her return she walked more slowly, dreaming as she
went. She held the basket rather loosely in one hand, and was quite
unprepared when a heavy body bounced at her from behind and knocked her
over. The basket flew from her hand, the eggs were scattered and
smashed; and much startled and confused she felt two strong hands under
her armpits that raised her to her feet, while a penitent voice
exclaimed:
"I say, I am most awfully sorry; it’s that brute of a dog. I can’t
think what possessed him to bounce at you like that. He’s never done it
before to anybody. I do _hope_ you’re not hurt or very frightened.
Down, sir! Down, you brute! You shall have a good thrashing for this."
Jane-Anne recovered her senses to perceive that a tall young man, in a
blazer and white flannel trousers, had picked her up, that two other
young men stood by, looking rather amused, and that Gantry Bill was
cringing at her feet in evident expectation of the beating his master
had promised him, while round about them the broken eggs were drawing
maps upon the dusty road.
"Please don’t beat him," she said, hastily settling her hat, which had
been knocked over her nose. "He didn’t mean to knock me down; he was
only saying how-do-you-do. He’s a great friend of mine, really."
"Lucky beggar," said the young man; "but I don’t see why he should show
his friendship in such an inconvenient fashion. He must be a tremendous
weight to knock you down like that."
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