Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Villages -- England -- Fiction
I thought to myself that if I had been a young man, people like
Martyn and the Kendals would not have been given the opportunity of
exercising their wit upon my love affairs. But as a matter of fact I
knew well enough that if Chris and Nancy really did become engaged,
they would probably be told all about the bet, and would find it quite
amusing.
The servants from Grainges had solemnly laid an enormous tablecloth
over the heather, and weighted the corners of it--not with stones,
nothing so rural--but with plated ice buckets, full of broken ice. We
had lobster, and salmon-mayonnaise, and chicken salad, and galantine,
and an immense variety of cold sweets and pastries, and our plates were
changed by the servants after each course, and our glasses filled with
Moselle, or whisky or lemonade.
One felt ungrateful for feeling that it would have been a relief if
only the salt had been forgotten, or there hadn’t been enough rolls to
go round.
Christopher did, in an honest attempt to make the thing less
magnificent, suggest sharing a salad plate with his neighbor, but Leeds
overheard him, and roared to one of the men servants. As a matter of
fact, Mrs. Kendal was sitting on the missing salad plate, which was
afterwards found embedded deeply into quite hard ground, but of course
the servants produced an extra one without a moment’s hesitation.
However, iced Moselle, whether suitable or not to a picnic on the
moors, was bound to have its effect, and, anyway, Leeds and Mrs.
Leeds undeniably came into the category known to modern slang as
“cheery souls.” So that by the time we were all eating cherries and
strawberries, the picnic had become a very animated and successful
affair.
Claire, while Leeds was telling Sallie that he had been through parts
of China where no other white man had ever been allowed to set foot,
got her opportunity, and gave Alfred Kendal and Mrs. Leeds, and one or
two others, an amusing account of an impromptu charade party of the
previous summer. The point of the story was her own success in a tragic
impersonation, but she brought it in very skilfully. The contrast
between her methods, and those of Leeds, was rather amusing.
Lady Annabel talked to the Kendals. Puppa and Mumma have lived
sufficiently long in the East to understand her point of view.
Most of the younger people present were playing bob-cherry, but
Christopher, with his hat tipped right over his eyes, was talking to
Nancy Fazackerly, and Bill Patch and Mrs. Harter were silent.
He was industriously scraping together a small pile of fir needles and
dry twigs--one of those mechanical occupations that are generally the
sign of complete mental absorption in something else--and she was
lighting and smoking one after another of her interminable cigarettes.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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