The other afternoon we were in the library having tea, after our return from the Fishing Club. Hetherington and Carrie had left the trap and were walking home, so there were six of us--Pearl Veal and I sitting by the library window watching the sun set, Radigan studying the stock quotations in the afternoon paper, Mignonette Klapper playing a new game of solitaire, and Mrs. Radigan reading to the soldier, the soldier drinking Scotch and smoking. "You see how I am developing the heroine, my Lord," we heard her say, laying aside her manuscript. "Of course Caroline, being enormously rich, suspects unjustly that the men who flock about her care only for her money. Her money is her curse, which brings us back to the great principle of compensation in life. For instance, John has had to give up raw onions, of which he used to be passionately fond. So Caroline has everything in the world but love, while Alonzo, the poor artist, who goes every morning to the park just to see her walk by, loves her for herself, knows nothing of her wealth, and yet they are divided by a wide gulf. Our silly conventions require that they must not speak, and yet she rides by daily and sees him standing by the reservoir in an attitude of adoration and she yearns for him, but how are they to be introduced? Of course, as I go on, I shall develop Alonzo." "Clever, very clever," interrupted his Lordship. "But Mrs. Radigan, tell me, what do you do about the spelling?" "That, of course," replied Mrs. Radigan sagely, "is the most difficult part of literary work, for I have tried using a dictionary and know what it means. Now I let my secretary do it. I just go kind of sketching along the ideas and she puts them together, and very well, too, Hethy Hopper says. Hethy says, too, that if I sign my name the book will be a success, anyway, because I am well known, to start with. But I've a better idea than that--have it look as though John and I collaborated--is that the word? There is something so delightful in the picture of a husband and wife writing a book together, and think of the interest that would be aroused by the announcement of 'The Calf Worshippers,' by John and Sally Radigan." Radigan's paper rattled to the floor and he sat bolt upright in his chair, staring at his wife. "Clever--very clever," cried Lord Algernon, pulling at his long, blond mustache. Radigan's voice trembled a little. "My dear," he said, "it is kind of you to want to share your glory with me, but I would not think of it. A man can have a clever wife, but the minute he becomes clever himself he is lost. Remember, my name is up for membership in the Cholmondeley Club." "Nonsense," said Mrs. Radigan firmly. "It would silence all those silly stories in _Town Twaddle_ if people thought we had written a novel together." "But think of my having to go on the Stock Exchange after the book was published," pleaded Radigan.