Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Londoners realized at last that they were people of a majestic city,
that the grime and sordid ugliness which for ages had shrouded their
buildings veiled a world rich with poetry and beauty. With their civic
soul requickened, they studied and were proud of the thousand years of
living history--their heritage. They wore their hats with a cock.
Their stride lengthened. Their chins showed disdain for the gutter.
The ancient Romans, the Venetians and Florentines of medieval Italy,
were not more truly town-patriotic than were the inhabitants of the
rediscovered London.
February had arrived; and midway through the despised, misunderstood
month, the Houses of Parliament met. Writs to fill vacant seats were
moved for. Geoffrey Season was back at Armingham Castle, strenuously
electioneering, pursuing the last lap of his candidature.
The newspapers describe elections so well that it is not necessary for
this poor pen to tell the story of that particular battle between the
Buffs and the Blues. It is enough to state that the foreseen took
place--it is, despite the Disraelian dictum, nearly always the expected
that happens--Lord Geoffrey Season was put at the top of the poll,
defeating his Blue opponent, Mr. Tutherman, by a few less than seven
hundred votes, which was rather better than the average in that
constituency.
He arrived at the House of Commons, the youngest, and, therefore, the
most sanguine member of Parliament, ten days after the session had
commenced. He purposed determinately to carry into effect the projects
of the fairies.
When he was introduced to the Commons and took his seat, the Debate on
the Address was still proceeding turgidly. Progress struggled feebly
against a stream of talk.
June and Bim entered the House with Geoffrey; and as nowadays she went
hardly anywhere in public without the accompaniment of a self-appointed
bodyguard, full fifty fairies grouped around her. Queenly was her state
as she surveyed, from the vantage-ground of the clock, the languid,
sprawling gentlemen who comprised the House. For quite a time the elves
watched the proceedings. They were amused and puzzled by many things;
it would be inappropriate here to detail precisely what these were.
Then gradually the fairies grew bored; the infinite stream of talk went
on and on. The light of their presences faded. Their glory was
dwindling. Their strength, which is expressed in brightness, was
gradually diminishing.
This wouldn’t do! June roused herself, and gave Bim a push which sent
him spinning and then sprawling on the floor of the House below. He rose
indignant at this treatment, strode with his stiffest dignity to the
table, and, with a spring and some effort, perched himself astride the
mace.
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