Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
There was everywhere infinite need for elf-work, therefore the effects
of that little company seemed by comparison but limited. It was,
however, great and real; so great and real and gracious that mayors,
aldermen, and councillors, responsible for the welfare of the districts
blessed, found their heads swelling. They thought this state of
betterment was due to them--the blockheads! June, for reasons, was
content they should enjoy what they could of the credit. She was
nothing if not politic.
The fairies, giving the lead to the Bodyguard, which went to work with
the zeal of idealist youthfulness, made a dead set against unhealthy
houses. Jerry the builder began to feel uneasy, and serve him right!
Leaky roofs, sinking walls, warped woodwork, and other results of the
jobbery of Jerry, the fairies touched with destructive wands and
hastened the decay. The scamping engineer was hoist with his own
petard. Ill-built houses, good only at the best for a few uncomfortable
years, became at once so outrageously bad, and obviously so dangerous,
that Studge, Snodge, Hopkins, and the rest of the gowned brethren on the
Borough Council, were compelled for a time to forget prospects of
pickings and the interested grinding of axes, in order to insure that
Jerry’s offensive structures were demolished to be reconstructed
promptly with conscience and workman-like bricks and mortar.
"If these shadows must have shells," said June, "let them be worthy and
pretty shells!"
That is the spirit in which the fairies approached contracts and
quantities. They carried their influence abroad.
Jerry had the grey time of his life. His pocket was suffering so
conspicuously that his conscience became pricked and tender. He lay
awake o’ nights thinking copy-book mottoes. He was haunted by
goody-goody ghosts. He wriggled, struggled--surrendered, coming
reluctantly to the conclusion that honesty was, after all, the best
policy. He acted accordingly. Hopkins, Snodge and Studge, now becoming
passionately possessed of civic righteousness, kept eyes upon him, and
realized for themselves the blessed compensations of disinterested
public service.
The fairies made war on ugliness. They made a dead set against
hideousness in all its aspects. Whatever was bad and depressing in
public and private buildings went rapidly to decay. Practical men were
puzzled. They attempted to solve the mystery by rule of thumb, as
usual, and were always at fault. There was more scratching of
contractors’ heads during those summer and autumn months than had been
since the building of Babel.
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