As Vane had said in his letter, Nancy Smallwood had a new craze. She
passed from one to another with a bewildering rapidity which tried her
friends very highly. The last one of which Vane had any knowledge was
when she insisted on keeping a hen and feeding it with a special
preparation of her own to increase its laying capacity. This
necessitated it being kept in the drawing-room, as otherwise she forgot
all about it; and Vane had a vivid recollection of a large and
incredibly stout bird with a watery and furtive eye ensconced on
cushions near the piano.
But that was years ago, and now the mammon of unrighteousness, as she
called it, apparently held sway. He wondered idly as he walked along
what manner of man Ramage would prove to be. Everyone whom he had ever
met called down curses on the man's head, but as far as he could
remember he had never heard him described. Nor did he recollect ever
having seen a photograph of him. "Probably dressed in corduroy," he
reflected, "and eats peas with his knife. Damn clever thing to do too;
I mustn't forget to congratulate him if he does. . . ."
He turned in at the courtyard of the hotel, glancing round for Nancy
Smallwood. He saw her almost at once, looking a little worried.
Incidentally she always did look worried, with that sort of helpless
pathetic air with which very small women compel very big men to go to
an infinity of trouble over things which bore them to extinction.
"My dear man," she cried as he came up to her. "Mr. Ramage hasn't come
yet. . . . And he's always so punctual. . . ."
"Then let us have a cocktail, Nancy, to keep the cold out till he
does." He hailed a passing waiter. "Tell me, what sort of a fellow is
he? I'm rather curious about him."
"My dear," she answered, "he's the most fascinating man in the world."
She clasped her hands together and gazed at Vane impressively. "So
wonderfully clever . . . so quiet . . . so . . . so . . . gentlemanly.
I am so glad you could come. You would never think for a moment when
you saw him that he sympathised with all these dreadful Bolsheviks and
Soviets and things; and that he disapproved of money and property and
everything that makes life worth living. . . . Sometimes he simply
terrifies me, Derek." She sipped her cocktail plaintively. "But I
feel it's my duty to make a fuss of him and feed him and that sort of
thing, for all our sakes. It may make him postpone the
Revolution. . . ."
Vane suppressed a smile, and lit a cigarette gravely. "They'll
probably give you a vote of thanks in Parliament, Nancy, to say nothing
of an O.B.E. . . . Incidentally does the fellow eat all right?"
With a gesture of horrified protest, Nancy Smallwood sat back in her
chair. "My dear Derek," she murmured. . . . "Far, far better than you
and I do. I always mash my bread sauce up with the vegetables if no
one's looking, and I'm certain he never would. He's most
respectable. . . ."
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