"The client is entitled to a full report," Rand said, tasting his
cocktail. It was a vodka Martini, and very good. "You know, none of that
crowd are millionaires. Adam Trehearne, who's the plutocrat of the bunch,
isn't so filthy rich he doesn't know what to do with all his money--what
the tax-collectors leave of it--and the rest of them have to figure
pretty closely. The most they could possibly scratch together was
twenty-two thousand. So I put four thousand into the pot, myself,
bringing the total to five hundred over the Kendall offer, and hastily
declared the collection sold. Of course, my getting into it meant that
much less for everybody else, but five-sixths of a collection is better
than no pistols at all. I imagine Colin MacBride is honing up his
_sgian-dhu_ for me because I got that big Whitneyville Walker Colt, but
what the hell; he got the cased pair of Paterson .34's, and the Texas .40
with the ramming-lever."
"Why, I think the division was fair enough," Gladys said. "They'd agreed
to take your valuation, hadn't they? And all that slide-rule and
comptometer business.... But Jeff--four thousand dollars?" she queried.
"You only got five from me, and you can't run a detective agency on old
pistols."
Rand grinned as he set down his empty glass. Gladys refilled it from the
shaker.
"My dear lady, that five thousand I unblushingly accepted from you was
only part of it," he confessed.
"There was also a fee of three thousand from Stephen Gresham, for pulling
the bloodhounds of the D.A.'s office off his back in the matter of Arnold
Rivers, and there was five thousand from Humphrey Goode, which I suppose
he'll get the Premix Company to repay him, for engineering the
suppression of a lot of facts he wanted suppressed. And, finally, my
connection with this business brought that merger to my attention, and I
picked up a hundred shares of Premix at 73-1/4, and now I have two
hundred shares of Mill-Pack, worth about twenty-nine thousand, which I
can report for my income tax as capital gains. I'd say I could afford to
treat myself to a few old pistols for my collection."
"Well!" She raised both eyebrows over that. "Don't anybody tell me crime
doesn't pay."
"Yes. In my ghoulish way, I generally manage to bear myself in mind, on
an operation like this. I make no secret of my affection for money." He
lifted his glass and sipped slowly. "Look here, Gladys; are you satisfied
with the way this was handled?"
She shrugged. "I should be. When I started out as Lane's blood-avenger,
I suppose I expected things to end somewhere out of sight, in a nice,
antiseptic death-chamber at the state penitentiary. You must admit that
that business in the library was really bringing it home. There's no
question that you got the man who killed Lane, and if you hadn't, I'd
never have been at peace with myself. And I suppose all that chicanery
afterward was necessary, too."
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