My Brave and Gallant Gentleman: A Romance of British ColumbiaWatson, Robert
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My Brave and Gallant Gentleman: A Romance of British Columbia
Watson, Robert
British Columbia -- Fiction
I was hastening from bad to worse. I could have bitten my tongue out
or kicked myself. With a tremendous effort, I pulled myself together
and assumed as much dignity as was possible in my badly ruffled
internal and external condition.
"Are there any men about the place?" she asked, changing the subject
with disconcerting suddenness.
I flushed slightly at the taunt.
"N-no! miss," I replied, in my best shop-keeper tone, "sorry,--but we
are completely out of them."
She must have detected the flavour of sarcasm, for her lips relaxed for
the briefest moment, and a smile was born which showed two rows of even
white teeth. I ventured a smile in return, but it proved a sorry and
an unfortunate one, for it killed hers ruthlessly and right at the
second of its birth, too.
I almost waited for her to tell me I was "too fresh," but she did not
do so. She had a more telling way. She simply wilted me with a silent
reserve that there was no combating.
Only on one or two occasions had I encountered that particular shade of
reserve that adjusts everything around to its proper sphere and level
without hurting, and it was always in elderly, aristocratic, British
Duchesses; never in a young lady with golden hair and eyes,--well! at
that time, I could not tell the colour of her eyes, but there was
something in them that completed a combination that I seemed to have
been hunting for all my life and had never been able to find.
"Mr. Store-keeper," she commenced again.
I felt like tearing my hair and crying aloud. "Mr. Store-keeper,"
forsooth.
"You appear anxious to misconstrue me. Let me explain,--please."
I bowed contritely. What else could I do?
"This afternoon, I have a piano,--boxed,--coming by the steamer
_Siwash_. I would like if you could find me some assistance to get it
ashore and placed in my house."
She said it so easily and it sounded so simple. But what a poser it
was! Bring a full-fledged piano from a steamer three hundred yards out
in the Bay, land it and place it in a house on the top of a rock.
Heaven help the piano! I thought, as I gaped at her in bewilderment.
"Oh!--of course," she put in hurriedly, toying with the chain of her
silver purse,--"if you are afraid to tackle it, why!--I'll--we shall do
it ourselves."
She turned on her heel.
She looked so determined that I had not the least doubt but that she
would have a go at it anyway.
"Not at all,--not at all. It will be a pleasure,--I am sure," I said
quickly, as if I had been reared all my life on piano-moving.
She turned and smiled; a real, full-grown, able-bodied, entrancing,
mischievous smile, and all of it full on the dirty, grimy
individual,--me.
"It does not happen to be the kind of piano one can take to pieces,
Miss Grant, is it?" I asked.
"It is," she answered, "but that one might not be able to put it
together again."
It was another bull's eye for the lady.
She went on. "I have never received a piano,--knocked down."
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