My Brother, Theodore RooseveltRobinson, Corinne Roosevelt
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My Brother, Theodore Roosevelt
Robinson, Corinne Roosevelt
Roosevelt, Theodore, 1858-1919
In January, 1905, he came to stay with me in New York to speak at
several dinners, and a most absurd and yet trying incident occurred,
an incident which he met with his usual sunny and unselfish good
humor. We had had a large luncheon for him at my home, and when the
time came for him to dress in the evening for the dinner at which he
was to speak, I suddenly heard a call from the third story, a pitiful
call: “I don’t think I have my own dress coat.” I ran up-stairs, and
sure enough the coat laid out with his evening clothes, when he tried
to put it on, proved to be so tight across his broad shoulders that
whenever he moved his hands it rose unexpectedly almost to his ears. I
called my butler, who insisted that he had taken the President’s coat
with the rest of his clothes to brush, and had brought it back again
to his room. This, however, was untrue, for the awful fact was soon
divulged that the extra waiter engaged for the luncheon, and who had
already left the house, had apparently confused the President’s coat,
which was in the basement to be pressed, with his own, and had taken
away the President’s coat! No one knew at this man’s house where he had
gone. There seemed no method of tracing the coat. We dressed my brother
in my husband’s coat, but that was even worse, for my husband’s coat
fell about him in folds, and there seemed nothing for it but to send
him to the large public dinner with a coat that, unless most cleverly
manipulated, continued to rise unexpectedly above his head. No one but
my brother would have taken this catastrophe with unruffled gaiety,
but he started off apparently perfectly contented, rather than give
me a more dejected feeling than I already had about the misadventure.
I, myself, was to go later to the dinner to hear his speech from one
of the boxes, and I shall never forget my trepidation when he began
his address, as I saw the coat slowly rising higher and higher. At the
most critical moment, when it seemed about to surmount his head, a
messenger-boy, flurried and flushed with exertion, ran upon the stage
with a package in his hand. The recalcitrant waiter had been found
by my butler, and the President’s coat had been torn from his back.
Excusing himself for a moment, with a laughing gesture which brought
the coat completely over his head he retired into the wings, changed
the article in question, and a few moments later brought down the whole
house by his humorous account of the reason for his retirement.
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